Subject: Sports » Baseball (Page 21)

You can’t think and hit the ball at the same time.

(1925 – 2015) baseball player, coach & manager

The key to winning baseball games is pitching, fundamentals and three-run homers.

(1930 – 2013) American baseball manager

When we played, World Series checks meant something; now all they do is screw up your taxes.

American baseball pitcher & announcer

Willie Mays' glove is where triples go to die.

(1919 – 1998) American sportswriter

Sure, it's nice to win; but there's only one thing that's important to me and that's the money we're going to get, win or lose.

professional baseball player

Slumps are like a soft bed; they're easy to get into and hard to get out of.

(1947 – ) professional baseball player

Things were so bad in Chicago last summer, that by the fifth inning the White Sox were selling hot dogs to go.

American baseball player

The toughest call an umpire has to make is not the half-swing; the toughest call is throwing a guy out of the game after you blew the hell out of the play.

American baseball umpire

I've got a tip on the market for you fellows, buy Pennsylvania Railroad – because by tomorrow night about a dozen of you bums will be riding on it.

(1890 – 1975) American baseball manager

We know we’re better than this, but we can’t prove it.

American baseball player

If ever an error had ‘F’ written on it, that grounder did.

(1924 – 2014) American baseball player & announcer

Harmon Killebrew has enough power to hit home runs in any park – including Yellowstone.

American professional baseball player, manager & executive

Yes, and so is everyone else in the league.

(1890 – 1977) comedian, actor & television host

He slides into second with a stand up double.

(1924 – 2014) American baseball player & announcer

Well, it looks like the all-star balloting is about over, especially in the National and American Leagues.

(1924 – 2014) American baseball player & announcer

Overwhelming underdogs.

(1925 – 2015) baseball player, coach & manager

They expect an umpire to be perfect on opening day and to improve as the season goes on.

American baseball umpire

Baseball is dull only to those with dull minds.

(1905–1982) American sportswriter

More than anyone else, he's (Hank Aaron) made me wish I wasn't a manager.

American baseball manager

(Willie) McCovey swings and misses, and it’s fouled back.

(1924 – 2014) American baseball player & announcer

One night we play like King Kong, the next night like Fay Wray.

American baseball player & manager