Subject: Sports » Baseball (Page 26)

The more self-centered and egotistical a guy is, the better ballplayer he's going to be. You take a team with twenty-five assholes and I'll show you a pennant. I'll show you the New York Yankees.

American baseball pitcher

Most of his home runs were hit on artificial turf.

(1925 – 2015) baseball player, coach & manager

If it weren’t for baseball, many kids wouldn’t know what a millionaire looked like.

(1917 – 2012) comedian & actress

When I asked the baseball writers why they haven't elected me to the Hall of Fame, they told me they thought I was still playing.

(1935 – ) American baseball player, sportscaster, comedian & actor

Sure I played, did you think I was born at the age of 70 sitting in a dugout trying to manage guys like you?

(1890 – 1975) American baseball manager

If the NBA were on channel five and a bunch of frogs making love was on channel four, I’d watch the frogs even if they were coming in fuzzy.

college basketball coach

You won't find a single four-letter word in there… I don't go for that bullshit.

(1918 – ) American baseball pitcher

Pete Rose has three thousand hits and three thousand fourteen overall.

(1924 – 2014) American baseball player & announcer

The new Haitian baseball can’t weigh more than four ounces or less than five.

(1924 – 2014) American baseball player & announcer

Tell you what, you keep the salary and I'll keep me the cut.

(1908 – 1989) American baseball player

That’s one you can tell your grandchildren about – tomorrow.

American baseball player

I’ve never seen a guy on the DL [Disabled List] with pulled fat.

professional baseball player

Larry Lintz steals second standing up… he slid, but he didn’t have to.

(1924 – 2014) American baseball player & announcer

Baseball has the great advantage over cricket of being sooner ended.

(1856 – 1950) Irish playwright & socialist

Say Satch, tell me, was Abraham Lincoln a crouch hitter?

(1908 – 1989) American baseball player

One night we play like King Kong, the next night like Fay Wray.

American baseball player & manager

He’s a big clog in their machine.

(1925 – 2015) baseball player, coach & manager

Opera in English is, in the main, just about as sensible as baseball in Italian.

(1880 – 1956) journalist, essayist, editor & satirist

Trying to hit him is like trying to eat Jell-O® with chopsticks.

baseball player

Nutrition makes me puke.

(1929 – ) American baseball player who had a well-publicized bipolar disorder

He (Gaylord Perry) should be in the Hall of Fame with a tube of KY jelly attached to his plaque.

(1925 – 2005) American baseball player & manager