Subject: Sports » Baseball (Page 8)

He had the ability of taking a bad situation and making it immediately worse.

(1881 – 1965) American Major League Baseball executive

When they smile, blood drips off their teeth.

(1938 – ) American businessman & baseball team owner

If the Cincinnati Reds were the first major league baseball team… who did they play?

(1937 – 2008) stand-up comedian, social critic, actor & author

Baseball is 90% mental, the other half is physical.

(1925 – 2015) baseball player, coach & manager

James 'Cool Papa' Bell was so fast, one time he hit a line drive right back past my ear. I turned round and saw the ball hit his ass sliding into second.

American baseball player

Mike Caldwell, the Padres’ right-handed southpaw, will pitch tonight.

(1924 – 2014) American baseball player & announcer

When I broke in, they didn’t have bats – we just grabbed the branch of a tree.

American baseball pitcher

I've got a tip on the market for you fellows, buy Pennsylvania Railroad – because by tomorrow night about a dozen of you bums will be riding on it.

(1890 – 1975) American baseball manager

For those of us who are baseball fans and agnostics, the [Baseball] Hall of Fame is as close to a religious experience as we may ever get.

American author

He (Satchel Paige) threw the ball as far from the bat and as close to the plate as possible.

(1890 – 1975) American baseball manager

If ever an error had ‘F’ written on it, that grounder did.

(1924 – 2014) American baseball player & announcer

The Rangers dropped out of the lead June 16 with a loss that will be forever remembered as the forgettable debut of lefthander Matt Perisho.

sports reporter

You can't get rich sitting on the bench, but I'm giving it a try.

professional baseball player

Finley is going over to get a new piece of bat.

(1924 – 2014) American baseball player & announcer

George Brett could get good wood on an aspirin.

American baseball manager

It shows what you can accomplish if you stay up all night drinking whiskey all the time.

Restaurant owner

In the hunt to buy the San Francisco Giants was George Shinn, owner of the Charlotte Harlots.

(1922 – 2014) American baseball player & announcer

The Mets have gotten their leadoff hitter on base only once in this inning.

(1922 – 2014) American baseball player & announcer

That boy couldn't hit the ground if he fell out of an airplane.

(1890 – 1975) American baseball manager

Baseball is a game which consists of tapping a ball with a piece of wood, then running like a lunatic.

First I pray to God that nobody hits a ball to me; then I pray that nobody hits the ball to Steve Sax.

baseball player