Subject: Sports » Basketball (Page 4)

I'll always remember this as the night Michael and I combined to score 70 points.

American basketball player
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We are in the business of kicking butt and business is very, very good.

(1963 – ) American professional basketball player & sports personality
Basketball Sports

To symbolize our great relationship, I'd like you to have this framed x-ray of my ulcer.

(1941 – ) American basketball executive
Basketball Sports

My nose didn't move… it definitely had position.

American basketball player
Basketball Sports

Take his body apart and see what's in it.

American basketball player
Basketball Sports

Fans never fall asleep at our games because they're afraid they might get hit with a pass.

American basketball coach
Basketball Sports

It looks like a stickup at 7-Eleven. Five guys standing there with their hands in the air.


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 I don't like talking about money; all I know is the good Lord must have wanted me to have it.

professional basketball player, coach & executive
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I told one player, 'Son, I can't understand it with you. Is it ignorance or apathy?' He said, 'Coach, I don't know and I don't care.'

American basketball coach & executive
Basketball Intelligence

Stevie Wonder could make one of 23 shots.

(1963 – ) American professional basketball player & sports personality
Basketball Sports

These are my new shoes. They’re good shoes. They won’t make you rich like me, they won’t make you rebound like me, they definitely won’t make you handsome like me. They’ll only make you have shoes like me. That’s it.

(1963 – ) American professional basketball player & sports personality
Basketball Sports

We don’t pray after a game… that’s too late.

(1922 – 2002) American college basketball coach
Basketball Sports

The company should change its name to Mike.

American basketball player
Basketball Sports

I'd never buy my girl a watch… she's already got a clock over the stove.

(1963 – ) American professional basketball player & sports personality
Basketball People Relationships Sports Women

Incompetence should not be confined to one sex.

American basketball player & coach
Basketball Sports

If you can walk with your head in the clouds and keep your feet on the ground, you can make a million dollars in the NBA

Canadian hockey player
Basketball Sports

You don't hesitate with Michael, or you'll end up on some poster in a gift shop someplace.

American basketball player
Basketball Sports

You can't even jump high enough to touch the rim, unless they put a Big Mac on it.

(1963 – ) American professional basketball player & sports personality
Basketball Sports

A tough day at the office is even tougher when your office contains spectator seating.

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I don’t have any tricky plays, I’d rather have tricky players.

(1922 – 2002) American college basketball coach
Basketball Sports

When I was recruited at Auburn, they took me to a strip joint; when I saw those titties on Buffy, I knew that Auburn met my academic requirements.

(1963 – ) American professional basketball player & sports personality
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