Subject: Sports » Boxing (Page 2)

George Chuvalo's best punch is a left cheek to the right glove.

American sportswriter

Frank Bruno says I'm chicken. Well you can tell him I've come home to roost.

American boxer

One day Don King will asphyxiate by the force of his own exhaust.

boxing trainer

Sleep came as it must come to all British heavyweights, midway in the fifth round.

(1905–1982) American sportswriter

Me and Jake LaMotta grew up in the same neighborhood. You wanna know how popular Jake was? When we played hide and seek, nobody ever looked for LaMotta.

(1919 – 1990) American boxing champion

Boxing is built on bums. How else are you gonna know good from bad? How else is a good boy gonna get on top and get experience unless he fights bums? I tell ya, there's a shortage of bums.

Boxing manager & promoter

After Buster Douglas knocked out Tyson – He's just like Humpty Dumpty. They're not going to be able to put Tyson back together again.

He'll have a lot of fun. George will keep him in stitches.

boxing physician

If you screw things up in tennis, it's 15-love. If you screw up in boxing, it's your ass.

(1950 – ) American boxer & actor

Every time I hear the name Joe Louis my nose starts to bleed.

British boxing champion

Brian London possesses the most unbeautiful face – it looks as if it, at one time, fell apart and was reassembled by a drunken mechanic.

English broadcaster, journalist & author

Rocky Marciano stood out in boxing like a rose in a garbage dump.

(1909 – 1973) American sports journalist

Saying that Howard Cosell quit commensating on boxing because it's sleazy is like saying Nixon quit politics because it's crooked.

sportswriter

If I survived the Marines, I can survive Ali.

American boxer

I’ll bet the hardest thing about prize fightin’ is pickin’ up yer teeth with a boxin’ glove on.

(1868 – 1930) cartoonist, humorist & journalist

So many of [English sporting promoter] Barry Hearn's boxers end up in the hospital; he should sell his limousine and buy an ambulance.

British boxer

If they can make penicillin out of moldy bread, they can sure make something out of you.

(1942 – ) American boxing champion

He has everything a boxer needs except speed, stamina, a punch, and ability to take punishment. In other words, he owns a pair of shorts.

(1919 – ) American sportswriter

I've been knocked down more than any heavyweight champion in history, but I consider that a compliment, because I must have got up more than any heavyweight champion.

American boxing champion

Sugar Ray Leonard's retirements last about as long as Elizabeth Taylor's marriages.

professional boxing promoter

I had Bernard Taylor five rounds ahead going into their fifth round.

English professional boxer