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You're damn right I know where I am! I'm in Madison Square Garden getting the sh*t kicked out of me.

American boxer
Boxing Sports

Earnie hit me so hard, it shook my kinfolk back in Africa.

(1942 – ) American boxing champion
Boxing Sports

I’m not fat.

(1950 – ) American boxer & actor
Boxing Sports

I'm concentrating so much I don't know what I'm doing half the time.

British boxer
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I'm a realist. You don't enter a Volkswagen at Indy unless you know a helluva shortcut.

Boxing Sports

I'll beat him so bad he'll need a shoehorn to put his hat on.

(1942 – ) American boxing champion
Boxing Sports

Terry Downes' face looked as if he had slept on it.

English broadcaster, journalist & author
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I know it's said that I can't punch, but you should see me putting the cat out at night.

boxer
Boxing Sports

Interviewer: Have you ever thought of writing your autobiography?

Chris Eubank: On what?

British boxing champion
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Can I bite him?

(1950 – ) American boxer & actor
Boxing Sports

Billy Wells was all chin from the waist up.

American boxer
Boxing Sports

Sure, as long as he ties a 56 lb. weight to each leg.

English boxing champion
Boxing Sports

The current version of Buster Mathis [Jr.] boasts not just a Michelin man waist but an embonpoint thai would give him a better shot at starring in the next Wonderbra poster than winning a boxing title.

Boxing Sports

A rematch with Mike Tyson is as attractive as Sam Fox and Maria Whittaker put together.

English boxer
Boxing Sports

Jake LaMotta and I fought six times. We almost got married.

(1921 – 1989) American boxing champion
Boxing Sports

In Willie DeWit, we have an all-American boy, even though he is a Canadian.

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Everything Tyson's got has 'goodnight' written on it.

American boxing referee
Boxing Sports

Why waltz 10 rounds with an opponent if you can KO him in one?

American boxing champion
Boxing

His potatoes kept getting cut eyes.

English boxing journalist & commentator
Boxing Sports

I was once knocked out by a Mexican bantamweight – six of my pals were swinging him around by his heels at the time.

(1950 – ) American boxer & actor
Boxing Sports

I'd rather be a lamppost in Denver than the mayor of Philadelphia.

American professional boxer
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