Subject: Sports » Boxing (Page 9)

Earnie Shavers could punch you in the neck and break your ankle.

(1950 – ) American boxer & actor

He can run, but he can't hide.

(1914 – 1981) American boxing champion

There are more pleasant things to do than beat up people.

(1942 – ) American boxing champion

I lost it by default, not de-punch.

English boxer

Many mens have fell and stumbled when they meet big George in that square jungle.

Ukrainian heavyweight boxing champion

I know it's said that I can't punch, but you should see me putting the cat out at night.

boxer

The current version of Buster Mathis [Jr.] boasts not just a Michelin man waist but an embonpoint thai would give him a better shot at starring in the next Wonderbra poster than winning a boxing title.

I'd rather be a lamppost in Denver than the mayor of Philadelphia.

American professional boxer

If you even dream of beating me you'd better wake up and apologize.

(1942 – ) American boxing champion

I figured I'd find him sooner or later but I never did. I asked myself, "Where did he go?" I knew he was there because he kept hitting me.

British boxing champion

Peter McNeeley dived in with overarm shots like a child hurriedly learning the doggie paddle in the deep end.

(1944 – ) British sportswriter

I hit him with body shots that would have brought down cities.

American boxing champion

Venezuela! Great, that's the Italian city with the guys in the boats, right?

American boxing promoter

Putting an ex-fighter in the business world is like putting silk stockings on a pig.

boxing manager, trainer & cornerman

Not being born to parents who were accountants was probably my biggest mistake.

British boxing champion

This boxer is doing what's expected of him, bleeding from the nose.

British sports commentator

You'll pardon me gentlemen if I make the fight short. I have a train to catch.

Canadian boxer

I was once knocked out by a Mexican bantamweight – six of my pals were swinging him around by his heels at the time.

(1950 – ) American boxer & actor

I'm the best heavyweight in Canada and I'll still be the best when I'm dead seven years.

Canadian boxing champion

Las Vegas is the oasis of outstretched palms.

English boxing journalist & commentator

Brian London possesses the most unbeautiful face – it looks as if it, at one time, fell apart and was reassembled by a drunken mechanic.

English broadcaster, journalist & author