Subject: Sports » Boxing (Page 11)

George has three speeds… slow, stop, and wait a minute.

American boxing trainer

I'll beat him so bad he'll need a shoehorn to put his hat on.

(1942 – ) American boxing champion

I don't know, I've never hit myself.

(1950 – ) American boxer & actor

Not being born to parents who were accountants was probably my biggest mistake.

British boxing champion

You run for 45 minutes, you train for an hour and a half, and the rest of the time you just hang out and talk tough.

(1950 – ) American boxer & actor

I’ll bet the hardest thing about prize fightin’ is pickin’ up yer teeth with a boxin’ glove on.

(1868 – 1930) cartoonist, humorist & journalist

Boxing writers are the only people out there who have less constructive jobs than what I do; I don't do nothing but hit people, and those mothers don't do nothing but write about what I do!

(1950 – ) American boxer & actor

Jake LaMotta and I fought six times. We almost got married.

(1921 – 1989) American boxing champion

I fought Sugar [Ray Robinson] so many times, I’m surprised I’m not diabetic; but I did have him off the canvas once… when he stepped over my body to leave the ring.

(1921 – ) American boxing champion

If bullshit was poetry, Ray 'Boom Boom' Mancini's name would be 'Shakespeare.'

boxing manager

Butch Lewis is making no attempt to get out of the corner… and is hanging his chin out like a lantern in a storm.

English boxing journalist & commentator

My punches are just as hard in Chicago as in New York.

American professional boxer

The dumbest question I was ever asked by a sportswriter was whether I hit harder with red or white gloves. As a matter of fact, I hit harder with red.

American boxer

Some people say George Foreman is fit as a fiddle, but I think he looks more like a cello.

(1922 – ) boxing trainer & manager

By the way Frank Bruno went on about beating Bugner, you'd have thought he had won the Booker prize, not just taken time to out-jab an old man bullocking around pretty harmlessly in the pension queue.

(1944 – ) British sportswriter

My God, kids today think that the laces are for tying up the gloves.

American boxer

I figured I'd find him sooner or later but I never did. I asked myself, "Where did he go?" I knew he was there because he kept hitting me.

British boxing champion

If they can make penicillin out of moldy bread, they can sure make something out of you.

(1942 – ) American boxing champion

I'm concentrating so much I don't know what I'm doing half the time.

British boxer

Don King doesn't care about black or white. He just cares about green.

American boxing champion

I've made the national anthem a six-point underdog.

American sports commentator & oddsmaker