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I told them sandwiches.

(1949 – ) American boxing champion

My DNA is cheeseburgers.

(1949 – ) American boxing champion

Naseem Hamed is naturally fit. I've seen more fat on a butcher's apron.

English boxing journalist & commentator

My God, kids today think that the laces are for tying up the gloves.

American boxer

In Willie DeWit, we have an all-American boy, even though he is a Canadian.

American boxer

I can be found the next couple of months trying to perfect my new punch – the lip-buttoner.

American boxing champion

After all the years of punishment you've taken, you must be thinking about giving up pantomime.

(1952 – ) British barrister, comedy writer, and radio & television presenter

When Mike Tyson gets mad, you don't need a referee, you need a priest.

(1919 – 1998) American sportswriter

He now floats like an anchor, stings like a moth.

Sure, as long as he ties a 56 lb. weight to each leg.

English boxing champion

Joe Bugner: Get me Jesus Christ and I'll fight him tomorrow!
Mcllvanney: Joe, you're only saying that because you know he's got bad hands.

(1934 – ) Scottish sports writer

My girlfriend boos when we make love because she knows it turns me on.

Puerto Rican boxer

I'm actually getting to sleep before I have breakfast.

(1950 – ) American boxer & actor

If they cut my bald head open, they will find one big boxing glove. That's all I am.

American boxing champion

Putting an ex-fighter in the business world is like putting silk stockings on a pig.

boxing manager, trainer & cornerman

George 'Babe' Ruth and Old Jack Dempsey, both Sultans of Swat.
One hits where the other people are, the other where they're not.

Scottish snooker player

Everything Tyson's got has 'goodnight' written on it.

American boxing referee

You've got to come in with more than a left hook and a bad haircut to beat Lennox Lewis.

British and Canadian boxing champion

I was once knocked out by a Mexican bantamweight – six of my pals were swinging him around by his heels at the time.

(1950 – ) American boxer & actor

Johnny Carson gently suggested to Cobb that Larry Holmes seemed to be always a step ahead of him

Cobb replied: Did it seem that way to you too?

(1950 – ) American boxer & actor

Gerry Cooney can't fight to keep warm.

Boxing press agent