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I'm not surprised. The referee is a fine Catholic fellow by the name of Patrick Murphy.

(1923 – 2001) American football coach
Football Sports

He runs like a camel… a really pissed off camel.

(1925 – ) American professional football player
Football Sports

I know their mother… she'd give them all my plays.

college football coach
Family Football Sports

If God wanted women to understand men, football would never have been created.

novelist, screenwriter & businessman
Football God Men Sports Women

Remember: Super Bowl is the biggest day of the year for pizza delivery… so no matter what happens in the game, Peyton Manning wins.

(1974 – ) American comedian & impressionist
Football Sports

He had a God-given killer instinct.

professional football owner & coach
Football Sports

I play football… I’m not trying to be a professor; the tests don’t seem to make sense to me, measuring your brain on stuff I haven’t been through in school.

Clemson football recruit
Football Misspokements Sports

If me and King Kong went into an alley, only one of us would come out. And it wouldn't be the monkey.

American football defensive end
Football Sports

Capece is kaput.

(1923 – 2001) American football coach
Football Sports

 If you're a coach, NFL stands for "Not For Long."

professional football & TV commentator
Football Occupations Sports

A school without football is in danger of deteriorating into a medieval study hall.

American basketball coach & executive
Education Football School Sports

I don’t want to die in the middle of the football season; I have to know who’s No. 1 in the last polls.

(1931 – 2012) American college football historian & television commentator
Death Football Sports

I wouldn’t ever set out to hurt anybody deliberately unless it was, you know, important – like a league game or something.

professional football player
Football Sports

That is because I don't have one.

American football player
Football Sports

Ten thousand bucks if ya knock him outta the game. I don't care if ya hit him with a whiskey bottle when he gets off the bus.

American football player
Football Sports

Take the shortest route to the ball and arrive in bad humor.

American football player & coach
Football

If I didn’t enjoy gloating so much, I wouldn’t do so many interviews.

American football coach
Football Sports

He was the only man I ever saw who ran his own interference.

professional football player & coach
Football Sports

Notre Dame is the only team in the country that never plays a road game.

(1931 – 2012) American college football historian & television commentator
Football Sports

You want a messenger boy, call Western Union.

American football player
Football Sports

There were times I felt like leaving the stadium and hitchhiking home.

(1923 – 2001) American football coach
Football Sports