Subject: Sports » Football (Page 2)

I've been big ever since I was little.

American football player

Everyone is unhappy at times, even my wife. Only she doesn't get interviewed about it.

(1923 – 2001) American football coach

Consistently, he’s not able to do that all the time.

Football is a game played with arms, legs and shoulders but mostly from the neck up.

(1888 – 1931) American football player & coach

The pads don't keep you from getting hurt. They just keep you from getting killed.

American football player

He is not in a union; he can carry the ball as many times as we want him to… anyway, the ball doesn't weigh that much.

(1923 – 2001) American football coach

We are not going to be any three-clouds-and-a-yard-of-dust team.

football coach

When I was duck hunting with Bear Bryant, he shot at one but it kept flying.
"John," he said, "There flies a dead duck…"
Now, that's confidence.

(1923 – 2001) American football coach

Three things are bad for you: I can't remember the first two, but doughnuts are the third.

football coach

While letting Plano East roll up 365 yards of offense, North Garland only prevented a bigger route [sic] by pouncing on the six turnovers.

newspaper reporter

God's busy; they'll have to make do with me.

(1923 – 2001) American football coach

If we hadn’t given them those first four touchdowns, it might have been different.

American football coach

I want to rush for 1,000 or 1,500 yards, whichever comes first.

professional football player

I had a lifetime contract, but the administration declared me dead.

Clemson football coach

Dracula and LSU football are at their best after the sun goes down.

(1931 – 2012) American college football historian & television commentator

I’m really happy for Coach Cooper and the guys who’ve been around here for six or seven years, especially our seniors.

college football player

I don't speak German, he don't speak English, and I think I just agreed to marry his daughter.

American football player & coach

I've found that prayers work best when you have big players.

(1888 – 1931) American football player & coach

I normally run the 40-yard dash in 4.9, but when a 280-pound guy is chasing me, I run it in 4.6.

American football player

If winning isn't everything, why do they keep score?

(1913 – 1970) football coach

Football doesn’t build character; it eliminates the weak ones.

(1924 – 2012) American football player & coach