Subject: Sports » Hockey (Page 5)

Yes, and I also like jumping out of tall buildings.

American hockey goaltender
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Here’s Hodge on the breakaway! He’s all by himself. He shoots. And Hodge missed the goal! He’ll be thinking about that one for a while! Just look at the expression on Hodge’s stick!

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Reporter to Brett Hull: If you were a tree, what kind of a tree would you be?

Hull: Shoe

Canadian-born American hockey player
Hockey Sports

This type of injury is very painful. Especially when it hurts.

Canadian hockey coach
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He's the second-best goalie on the ice.

Canadian hockey coach
Hockey Sports

When he put out his arms to celebrate, [after scoring his second goal] the rest of us skated immediately to the bench and left him there all alone.

Canadian hockey player
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The only way you can check Gretzky is to hit him when he is standing still singing the national anthem.

Boston Bruins general manager
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Street hockey is great for kids. It’s energetic, competitive, and skillful… and best of all it keeps them off the street.

Canadian hockey player
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I will personally challenge anyone who wants to get rid of fighting to a fight.

American-Canadian hockey executive
Fights Hockey Sports

Get used to this phrase: “How could both referees have missed that?”

Canadian sports writer & analyst
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A puck is a hard rubber disc that hockey players strike when they can’t hit one another. 

(1909 – 1973) American sports journalist
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Four out of five dentists surveyed recommended playing hockey.

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The Rangers…

Canadian professional hockey goalie
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My teeth weren't that good to begin with, so hopefully I can get some better ones.

Canadian hockey player
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For the Leafs, there are two kinds of games: those they lose because of the officiating and those they win despite the officiating.

Ottawa Mayor
Hockey Sports

Every time I see you naked I feel bad for your wife.

Czech hockey player
Appearance Body Hockey Sports

The three important elements of hockey are: forecheck, backcheck and paycheck.

Canadian hockey player
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Our first priority was staying alive. Our second was stopping the puck.

Canadian hockey player
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Give blood. Play hockey. 

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Was Wayne Gretzky sick?

Canadian hockey player
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It's going to be good to be on his side for a change. I'll save a lot of energy since I don't have to concentrate on whacking him. I'm pretty excited about that.

Canadian hockey player
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