Subject: Sports » Hockey (Page 5)

This type of injury is very painful. Especially when it hurts.

Canadian hockey coach

You hate to lose your teeth and the game, too.

Canadian hockey player

We're looking forward to building the type of team the Rangers are able to buy.

Canadian hockey player, coach & general manager

Better teams win more often than the teams that are not so good.

professional hockey coach

The hockey lockout of 1994-1995 has been settled. They have stopped bickering… and can now get down to some serious bloodshed!

(1963 – ) television host & comedian

A goal, an assist and a fight.

American ice hockey player

He's so strong, he doesn't call the cattle in… he carries them in.

(1928 – ) Canadian professional ice hockey player

I told her they must be all sold out.

Canadian hockey player

He had better get married soon, because he's getting uglier every day!

Canadian hockey player

One road trip we were stuck on the runway for seven hours. The plane kept driving and driving until we arrived at the rink and I realized we were on a bus.

Canadian hockey player

Trade Steve Yzerman? That's like asking me if I want to trade my son Jason for the kid next door.

Canadian hockey coach & politician

You know that creepy-looking guy you stare at two seats behind you, thinking, who would come to a movie by himself? That's me.

(1969 – ) Canadian ice hockey player & executive

All the records were gone. So I figured here's one record I can get.

Canadian hockey player

I'd trade Larry Murphy for a shaved monkey who could skate and a bucket of pucks.

Two people fighting is not violence in hockey. It might be in tennis or bowling, but it's not in hockey.

Canadian hockey goalie & coach

The place was cold, and I got the feeling that the fans would have enjoyed baseball more if it had been played with a hockey puck.

professional baseball player

So what? I can play Smoke on the Water.

American hockey goaltender

By the age of 18, the average American has witnessed 200,000 acts of violence on television, most of them occurring during Game 1 of the NHL playoff series

(1966 – ) American journalist & novelist

My face is my mask.

Canadian professional hockey goalie

Hockey’s the only place where a guy can go nowadays and watch two white guys fight.


(1938 – 2017) American sportswriter & novelist

He shortened my career having to chase him around the ice all the time.

Canadian ice hockey player & coach