Subject: Sports » Hockey (Page 5)

I'm glad it's him and not some other puke.

Canadian hockey player
Hockey Sports

Yes, and I also like jumping out of tall buildings.

American hockey goaltender
Hockey Sports

Winning is always fun, but the car is more important.

Finnish hockey player
Hockey Sports

There have been more cheap shots in this game than a Mexican cantina during happy hour.

Canadian hockey announcer
Hockey Sports

The first thing I would do when I saw Bobby [Orr] coming down at me was to say a little prayer if I had time.  I’m sure I wasn’t the only goalie who did that.

Canadian professional hockey player
Hockey Sports

You know that creepy-looking guy you stare at two seats behind you, thinking, who would come to a movie by himself? That's me.

(1969 – ) Canadian ice hockey player & executive
Hockey People Self Sports

Bert's wallet is like an onion. Any time he opens it, he starts crying.

Canadian hockey player
Hockey Sports

She doesn't pay me anything. I pay her. Besides, what position can she play?

Toronto Maple Leafs owner
Hockey Sports

We take the shortest route to the puck and arrive in ill humor.

professional hockey player
Hockey Sports

I'd drink more.

professional hockey player
Hockey Sports

I grabbed it and squeezed it back into place. It gave a little crunch and popped right in.

Canadian hockey player
Hockey Sports

I don't order fries with my club sandwich.

Canadian hockey player
Body Hockey Sports

He just got me in the right spot. In the small of the back. A good, clean, dirty hit… not that I didn't deserve it.

American hockey player
Hockey Sports

Hockey is the original extreme sport.

American hockey player
Hockey Sports

All the records were gone. So I figured here's one record I can get.

Canadian hockey player
Hockey Sports

That’s so when I forget how to spell my name, I can still find my @#%#%@ clothes.

professional hockey player
Hockey Misspokements Sports

I have nothing to say, and I’ll only say it once.

Hockey coach
Hockey Misspokements Sports

I just tape four Tylenols to it.

Russian hockey player
Hockey Sports

My teeth weren't that good to begin with, so hopefully I can get some better ones.

Canadian hockey player
Hockey Sports

Three years ago, I couldn't spell author. Now I am one.

Canadian hockey player, coach & commentator
Communication Hockey Reading/Writing Sports

The goal is too small and the goalies are too big.

Canadian hockey coach
Hockey Sports