Subject: Sports » Hockey (Page 7)

He just got me in the right spot. In the small of the back. A good, clean, dirty hit… not that I didn't deserve it.

American hockey player
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The three important elements of hockey are: forecheck, backcheck and paycheck.

Canadian hockey player
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The remedy, right now, is two scotches and an aspirin, I think.

Boston Bruins general manager
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I always tell Bobby he was up in the air for so long that I had time to shower and change before he hit the ice.

Canadian hockey player
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Ice hockey is a form of disorderly conduct in which the score is kept. 

(1926 – ) newspaper columnist
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I'd trade Larry Murphy for a shaved monkey who could skate and a bucket of pucks.

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Give blood. Play hockey. 

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Part of the learning curve in Edmonton is learning to hate Calgary.

professional hockey player
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Actually we’re trying to get it to flood both locker rooms, just to be fair.

Nassau Coliseum general manager
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He’s easy to do. Sit on the bench. Play about 10 minutes a game.

Czech hockey player
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Yes, and I also like jumping out of tall buildings.

American hockey goaltender
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I knew I was in trouble when I heard snap, crackle, and pop, and I wasn't having a bowl of cereal.

Canadian hockey player
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I didn't hear him because my two Stanley Cup rings were plugging my ears.

professional hockey player
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A fast body-contact game played by men with clubs in their hands and knives laced to their feet.


(1897 – 1976) American novelist, short story & sports writer
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I’m hoping for a bench clearing brawl during the warm up so I can go out and grab his stick.

Canadian hockey goaltender
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I think he knows all my tricks. Or the fact I don't have any tricks.

(1969 – ) Canadian ice hockey player & executive
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Some guys play hockey… Gretzky plays 40 mph chess.

American sportswriter
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War is hell, but expansion is worse.

hockey coach
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Daneyko got mad when Kaminski said he was going to knock his teeth out. Dano only has two teeth left, so you can't say that to Dano.

Canadian hockey player & coach
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No, I don't fight anybody I played against in Juniors. I think everyone I played Juniors with is dead now.

Canadian hockey player & coach
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I was kind of hoping it would straighten it out.

Canadian hockey player
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