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Czech hockey player

Appearance Body Hockey Sports To teammate Matthew Barnaby

The only difference between the [Phoenix] Coyotes and Days of Our Lives is that nobody has been shot on our team yet.

Jeremy Roenick

professional hockey player

Hockey Sports Phoenix Coyotes

Here’s Wellwood, seven-and-oh in the faceoffs, plus-two, two assists, played 20 minutes, drew eight minutes on the power play, lost a tooth and a pint of blood. What a guy.

Don Cherry

Canadian hockey player, coach & commentator

Hockey Sports About player Kyle Wellwood

You know that creepy-looking guy you stare at two seats behind you, thinking, who would come to a movie by himself? That's me.

Brendan Shanahan

(1969 – ) Canadian ice hockey player & executive

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Ice hockey is a form of disorderly conduct in which the score is kept.

Doug Larson

(1926 – ) newspaper columnist

Hockey Sports Behavior Disorderly conduct

The Rangers…

Gump Worsley

Canadian professional hockey goalie

Hockey Sports When asked which team gave him the most trouble — he played for the Rangers at the time

Hockey is a mans game children can play, the other sports are children’s games that men play.

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Hockey Sports

Man that guy is ripped! I mean, I've got the washboard stomach, too. It's just that mine has about two months of laundry on top of it.

Shawn Burr

Canadian hockey player

Appearance Body Hockey Sports On Eric Lindros

If officials called every penalty they saw, there would be no players on the ice and no one in the rink.

Frank Chadwick

professional hockey referee

Hockey Sports Penalties

It takes brains; it's not like forward, where you can get away with scoring and not play defense… on defense you have to be thinking.

Chris Chelios

American hockey player

Hockey Sports On the difference between being a defenseman and a forward

Part of the learning curve in Edmonton is learning to hate Calgary.

Steven Smith

professional hockey player

Hockey Sports

So what? I can play Smoke on the Water.

Garth Snow

American hockey goaltender

Hockey Sports After giving up a goal to a band member of Nickelback in a scrimmage

They say you're not a coach in the league till you've been fired. I must be getting pretty good.

Terry Simpson

Canadian hockey player & coach

Hockey Sports Fired

We know how much fans enjoy a good brawl, so we are going to guarantee a fight. If there is not a single five-minute fighting major given to a player, every fan in attendance will receive a free ticket to the following home game.

Houston Aeros Website

Conflict Fights Hockey Sports Promoting fighting on the ice

I'm okay. Russian machine never breaks.

Alex Ovechkin

Russian hockey player

Hockey Sports

Hockey is the only job I know where you get paid to have a nap on the day of the game.

Chico Resch

(1958 – ) Canadian hockey player & announcer

Hockey Sports Work Naps

To avoid criticism, say nothing, do nothing, be nothing.

Fred Shero

(1925 – 1990) Canadian hockey player, coach & general manager

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I'd rather fight than score.

Dave Schultz

Canadian hockey player

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I usually call the new guy and let him know where I like to sit on the bus, tell him ways he can stay out of my way, make sure he knows not to touch any of my stuff.

Brendan Shanahan

(1969 – ) Canadian ice hockey player & executive

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Subject: Sports » Hockey (Page 7)

Basketball players get the girls, hockey players take them home.

Four out of five dentists surveyed recommended playing hockey.

Every time I see you naked I feel bad for your wife.

The only difference between the [Phoenix] Coyotes and Days of Our Lives is that nobody has been shot on our team yet.

Here’s Wellwood, seven-and-oh in the faceoffs, plus-two, two assists, played 20 minutes, drew eight minutes on the power play, lost a tooth and a pint of blood. What a guy.

You know that creepy-looking guy you stare at two seats behind you, thinking, who would come to a movie by himself? That's me.

Ice hockey is a form of disorderly conduct in which the score is kept.

The Rangers…

Hockey is a mans game children can play, the other sports are children’s games that men play.

Man that guy is ripped! I mean, I've got the washboard stomach, too. It's just that mine has about two months of laundry on top of it.

If officials called every penalty they saw, there would be no players on the ice and no one in the rink.

It takes brains; it's not like forward, where you can get away with scoring and not play defense… on defense you have to be thinking.

Part of the learning curve in Edmonton is learning to hate Calgary.

So what? I can play Smoke on the Water.

They say you're not a coach in the league till you've been fired. I must be getting pretty good.

We know how much fans enjoy a good brawl, so we are going to guarantee a fight. If there is not a single five-minute fighting major given to a player, every fan in attendance will receive a free ticket to the following home game.

I'm okay. Russian machine never breaks.

Hockey is the only job I know where you get paid to have a nap on the day of the game.

To avoid criticism, say nothing, do nothing, be nothing.

I'd rather fight than score.

I usually call the new guy and let him know where I like to sit on the bus, tell him ways he can stay out of my way, make sure he knows not to touch any of my stuff.