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When he put out his arms to celebrate, [after scoring his second goal] the rest of us skated immediately to the bench and left him there all alone.

Dave Taylor

Canadian hockey player

Aren’t all coaches interim coaches?

Wren Blair

Canadian ice hockey coach

Hockey Sports Coaches

Hockey is a mans game children can play, the other sports are children’s games that men play.

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Hockey Sports

I slept like a baby. Every two hours I woke up and cried.

Tom McVie

Canadian hockey coach

Hockey Sports After a tough loss

I used to pray to the Lord every night to make me a hockey player. Of course, I forgot to mention the NHL so I spent 16 years in the minors.

Don Cherry

Canadian hockey player, coach & commentator

Hockey Sports

Part of the learning curve in Edmonton is learning to hate Calgary.

Steven Smith

professional hockey player

Hockey Sports

I was three-quarters down the list of guys I would be facing in my first game when I realized I was looking at our own roster.

Glenn Healy

Canadian hockey player

Hockey Sports On preparing for his first game Opponents

We have only one person to blame, and that’s each other.

Barry Beck

professional hockey player

Activities Hockey Misspokements After an embarrassing loss

Sometimes you think they must have come out of the chimp cages at the Bronx zoo.

Gerry Cheevers

Canadian hockey goalie & coach

Hockey Sports On New York hockey fans

Anytime you hold Dallas to a one touchdown, it's not all bad.

Bobby Smith

Canadian hockey player, coach & general manager

Hockey Sports After a 7-2 loss

I'd drink more.

Bobby Hull

professional hockey player

Hockey Sports When asked how he would handle his career 'all over again'

I go from locker to locker, pretending the guys are here. You know, give them a little bit of a pep talk. It must be working, because we haven't lost a game yet.

Tommy McVie

hockey coach

Hockey Sports About his activities during the lockout

I’m hoping for a bench clearing brawl during the warm up so I can go out and grab his stick.

Ron Tugnutt

Canadian hockey goaltender

Hockey Sports On Wayne Gretzky

I have nothing to say, and I’ll only say it once.

Floyd Smith

Hockey coach

Hockey Misspokements Sports

Lunch is on me.

Brendan Shanahan

(1969 – ) Canadian ice hockey player & executive

Hockey Money Sports After signing a $26 million dollar contract

The weak teams are Boston and New York; the strong ones are Toronto, Chicago, Montreal, and Gordie Howe.

Dave Keon

professional hockey player

Hockey Sports Gordie Howe

Kerry, don’t sell yourself short. You’ve made far worse calls than that.

Kelly Chase

hockey broadcaster

Hockey Sports After referee Kerry Fraser admitted to making his worst call ever

Was Wayne Gretzky sick?

Larry Robinson

Canadian hockey player

Hockey Sports After winning the ‘Player of the Week’ award

I always tell Bobby he was up in the air for so long that I had time to shower and change before he hit the ice.

Glenn Hall

Canadian hockey player

Hockey Sports After being victimized by Bobby Orr's famous flying goal to win the Stanley Cup in overtime

I quit coaching because of illness and fatigue; the fans were sick and tired of me.

Bob Plager

Canadian hockey player

Hockey Sports Coaching

They can say what they want, but playoff hockey is a whole other ballgame.

Sam Quevares

Hockey Misspokements Sports

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Subject: Sports » Hockey (Page 8)

When he put out his arms to celebrate, [after scoring his second goal] the rest of us skated immediately to the bench and left him there all alone.

Aren’t all coaches interim coaches?

Hockey is a mans game children can play, the other sports are children’s games that men play.

I slept like a baby. Every two hours I woke up and cried.

I used to pray to the Lord every night to make me a hockey player. Of course, I forgot to mention the NHL so I spent 16 years in the minors.

Part of the learning curve in Edmonton is learning to hate Calgary.

I was three-quarters down the list of guys I would be facing in my first game when I realized I was looking at our own roster.

We have only one person to blame, and that’s each other.

Sometimes you think they must have come out of the chimp cages at the Bronx zoo.

Anytime you hold Dallas to a one touchdown, it's not all bad.

I'd drink more.

I go from locker to locker, pretending the guys are here. You know, give them a little bit of a pep talk. It must be working, because we haven't lost a game yet.

I’m hoping for a bench clearing brawl during the warm up so I can go out and grab his stick.

I have nothing to say, and I’ll only say it once.

Lunch is on me.

The weak teams are Boston and New York; the strong ones are Toronto, Chicago, Montreal, and Gordie Howe.

Kerry, don’t sell yourself short. You’ve made far worse calls than that.

Was Wayne Gretzky sick?

I always tell Bobby he was up in the air for so long that I had time to shower and change before he hit the ice.

I quit coaching because of illness and fatigue; the fans were sick and tired of me.

They can say what they want, but playoff hockey is a whole other ballgame.