Subject: Sports (Page 106)

They're like two bulldogs eating lunch off a Brillo pad!

Canadian hockey player
Hockey Sports

I wish I could remember everything I told him.

American baseball pitcher
Baseball Sports

Only if it's held in a phone booth.

(1950 – ) American boxer & actor
Boxing Sports

Linford Christie’s got a habit of pulling it out when it matters most.

(1926 – ) English sports commentator
Colemanballs Misspokements Sports

Trying to throw a fastball by Hank Aaron is like trying to sneak the sun by a rooster.

(1929 – ) American baseball player
Baseball Sports

This fight will be the nastiest thing you'll ever see; I've been sober for six weeks, and that makes me vicious.

(1950 – ) American boxer & actor
Boxing Sports

Me and George and Billy are two of a kind.

professional baseball player
Misspokements Sports

Boxing is just show business with blood.

English boxer
Boxing Sports

It has always been my private conviction that any man who pits his intelligence against a fish and loses has it coming.

(1902 – 1968) novelist
Activities Sports

I wouldn’t give him a high fastball or a fast highball.

(1925 – 2005) American baseball player & manager
Baseball Sports

Federer Excited By His Own Form, Eager to Reclaim Top Spot

Headlines Sports

On the road when you go downstairs for coffee in your underwear, they throw you out of the kitchen.

baseball player
Baseball Sports

Complaints About NBA Referees Growing Ugly

Basketball Headlines Sports

I can play anywhere; First, Third, Left field… anywhere but Philadelphia.

(1942 – ) American baseball player
Baseball Places Sports

You have to wonder what kind of chemical reactions were taking place inside Walker’s head when he said these things.

(1923 – ) English motorsport commentator
Auto racing Misspokements Speech Sports

The only thing you should force in a golf swing is the club back in the bag.

American professional golfer
Golf Sports

Most of my clichés aren’t original.

football coach
Misspokements Sports

Pose nude for Playgirl? … I wouldn't pose nude for Boxing News.

English boxer
Boxing Sports

Putts get real difficult the day they hand out the money.

(1942 – ) American professional golfer
Golf Sports

Beavers Trap Trojans

Headlines Sports

And he’s done that in a whisker under 10 seconds, call it 9.7 in round figures.

(1923 – ) English motorsport commentator
Auto racing Misspokements Sports