Subject: Sports (Page 34)

Football is a game played with arms, legs and shoulders but mostly from the neck up.

(1888 – 1931) American football player & coach
Football Sports

I can see them buying Mauer the city of Duluth.

baseball sports writer & analyst
Baseball Sports

The only thing that keeps this organization from being recognized as one of the finest in baseball is wins and losses at the major league level.

professional baseball player & executive
Misspokements Sports Success

Short girls who take all the tall guys.

American professional tennis player
Appearance Body Sports

And here comes Mika Hakkinen, double world champion twice over.

(1923 – ) English motorsport commentator
Auto racing Misspokements Sports

You win some, you lose some, you wreck some.

American auto racer
Auto racing Sports

These people haven’t seen the last of my face. If I go down, I’m going down standing up.

American basketball player
Basketball Misspokements Sports

The woods are full of long drivers.

American golf professional & coach
Golf Sports

Haven't they suffered enough?

(1931 – 2012) American college football historian & television commentator
Baseball Sports

I lost it by default, not de-punch.

English boxer
Boxing Sports

Give each guy on the line an ax.

(1935 – 2012) American football player, sports announcer & actor
Football Sports

George Halas throws nickels around like man hole covers.

(1939 – ) American football player & coach
Football Sports

Any guy who would pass up a chance to see Sam Snead play golf would pull the shades driving past the Taj Mahal.

(1919 – 1998) American sportswriter
Golf Sports

Brundle is driving an absolutely pluperfect race.

(1923 – ) English motorsport commentator
Auto racing Misspokements Sports

And Michael Schumacher just stood on his seat and pulled out something special.

British auto racer
Auto racing Colemanballs Sports

Lunch is on me.

(1969 – ) Canadian ice hockey player & executive
Hockey Money Sports

When I lost my decathlon world record I took it like a man. I only cried for ten hours.

British Olympic decathlon champion
Sports

If Larry Holmes is the people's champion, then asparagus is the people's vegetable.

sportswriter
Boxing Sports

Part of the charm of basketball lies in the fact that it's a simple game to understand. Players race up and down a fairly small area indoors and stuff the ball into a ring with Madonna's dress hanging on it.

(1929 – ) American author & sportswriter
Basketball Sports

Float like a butterfly, sting like a bee.

assistant trainer and cornerman of boxer Muhammad Ali
Sports

A well-adjusted man is one who can play golf as if it were a game.

Golf Sports