Subject: Tom Swifties (Page 2)

“This Bud’s for you,” said Tom lightly.

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“I don’t know any shanties,” said Tom unceasingly.

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“I’ve been having an incontinence problem,” Tom gushed.

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“The optician probably doesn’t have my glasses ready yet,” Tom speculated.

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“Goodbye, and thanks for the radio”, said Tom with a short wave.

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“I find you guilty,” said the judge with conviction.

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“I’m burning aromatic substances,” said Tom, incensed.

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“I feel so empty,” said Tom vacuously.

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“Who was in the sauna with you while I was at work today?” she asked hotly.

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“Now I have the tools to chop down that tree,” said Tom with a heavy accent.

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“I don’t have a boyfriend,” said Mary guilelessly.

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“Here’s the story of the Liberty Bell”, Tom told us appealingly.

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“I have a BA in social work,” said Tom with a degree of concern.

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“I’ve got a new watch,” Tom said with abandon.

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“This boat is leaking,” said Tom balefully.

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“Everything in Texas is bigger,” he said in measured tones; “Even the cowboys,” he continued hoarsely.

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“This salad dressing has too much vinegar,” said Tom acidly.

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“Employees are not permitted to have sex on company furniture,” Tom shouted, banging on the table.

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“Hey, you’re on my foot!” said Tom standoffishly.

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“I teach economics at the university,” Tom professed.

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“I knew the gun wasn’t loaded,” Tom said blankly.

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