Subject: Tom Swifties (Page 2)

“I’m wearing a ribbon round my arm,” said Tom with abandon.

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“I shall see to it well in advance,” said Tom tenderly.

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“It’s just gold leaf,” said Tom guiltily.

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“This flower’s empty,” the drone said belatedly.

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“I’m not leaving the chapel until I finish this painting,” said Michelangelo insistently.

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“Eating garbage is a form of recycling, but I can’t eat any more,” said Tom wastefully.

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“Getting rid of acid is easy,” said Tom basically.

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“It’s freezing,” Tom muttered icily.

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“Everything in Texas is bigger,” he said in measured tones; “Even the cowboys,” he continued hoarsely.

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“I have a split personality,” said Tom, being frank.

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“It’s just gold leaf”, said Tom guiltily.

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“The cat sounds as if she’s happy now she’s been fed,” said Tom purposefully.

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“My ancestor was a famous Confederate general who had an army fort named after him,” Tom bragged.

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“I cut off the bottoms of my Levis so they won’t drag on the ground,” said Tom hygienically.

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“Here’s another baseball glove”, Tom admitted.

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“Are you homosexual?” Tom queried gaily.

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“This pencil tip is dull,” she said pointedly.

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“The door’s ajar,” said Tom openly.

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“I’ve joined the navy,” Tom said fleetingly.

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“It’s my personal magnetism,” said Tom ironically.

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“I see myself as an open-minded person,” Tom said upon reflection.

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