Subject: Tom Swifties (Page 22)

“It only looks like cocaine,” Tom snorted.

Tom Swifties

“I want a motorized bicycle,” Tom moped.

Tom Swifties

“Don’t give me the gears!” said Tom automatically.

Tom Swifties

“This is mutiny!” said Tom bountifully.

Tom Swifties

“It’s not fair!” said Tom darkly.

Tom Swifties

“I haven’t had my photographs developed yet,” said Tom negatively.

Tom Swifties

“I can see the Greek woodland deity is no more,” Tom said with a deadpan expression.

Tom Swifties

“Our local clergyman has a toothache,” said Tom vicariously.

Tom Swifties

“I’m waiting to see the doctor,” said Tom patiently.

Tom Swifties

“Someday I’ll run the CIA,” said Tom aspiringly.

Tom Swifties

“Those bullets can’t hurt me,” said Tom blankly.

Tom Swifties

“You resemble a goat,” said Tom satirically.

Tom Swifties

“And to think I swallowed that lie, hook, line and sinker!” Tom gulped.

Tom Swifties

“This steamroller is amazing,” said Tom flatteringly.

Tom Swifties

“The vegetables are overcooked!” she steamed.

Tom Swifties

“I don’t have a boyfriend,” said Mary guilelessly.

Tom Swifties

“I have no recollection of the last twenty-four hours,” said Tom lackadaisically.

Tom Swifties

“I can no longer hear anything,” said Tom deftly.

Tom Swifties

“The seesaw is upside down,” said Tom saucily.

Tom Swifties

“Someone bumped into me while I was brushing my teeth,” said Tom with a gleam in his eye.

Tom Swifties

“Here’s another baseball glove”, Tom admitted.

Tom Swifties