Subject: Tom Swifties (Page 22)

“I need a pencil sharpener,” said Tom bluntly.

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“Ouch! When I get stung, I want revenge,” said Tom begrudgingly.

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“I lost my pants in the stock market,” Tom speculated.

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“This movie will be very popular,” Tom projected.

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“For goodness sakes, use a broom,” Tom bristled.

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“I’ve been to a film festival in Southern France,” said Tom cannily.

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“You’re busted!” said the policeman to Miss Parton.

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“I’ve got a new watch,” Tom said with abandon.

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“This blood-sucking insect likes French cheese,” said Tom briefly.

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“I’m going to get a hair transplant,” said Tom baldly.

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“It’s just gold leaf”, said Tom guiltily.

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“Aha! Here’s someone who can’t speak!” exclaimed Tom dumbfoundedly.

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“Doctor, why do you have to remove my womb?” asked Mary hysterically.

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“For what we are about to receive, may the Lord make us truly thankful,” said Tom gracefully.

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“She even flies her own jet,” Tom leered.

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“My ancestor was a famous Confederate general who had an army fort named after him,” Tom bragged.

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“I’m concerned about the number of people not attending,” said Tom absentmindedly.

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“I can see you,” peeped Tom with his hands over his eyes.

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“My giant sea creature died,” Tom wailed blubberingly.

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“Dorothy, if you’re going to Oz again, I’m going with you,” Em barked.

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“Let’s all play an A, a C#, and an E”, cried the band with one accord.

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