Subject: Tom Swifties (Page 25)

“The door’s ajar,” said Tom openly.

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“I have a BA in social work,” said Tom with a degree of concern.

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“I won’t tell you anything about my salivary glands,” said Tom secretively.

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“The escaped prisoner is camping out in the woods,” said Tom contentedly.

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“It’s a unit of electric current,” said Tom amply.

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“Don’t add too much water,” said Tom with great concentration.

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“Perhaps I will,” said Tom with all his might.

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“I want to be your best friend,” Tom said doggedly.

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“This flower’s empty,” the drone said belatedly.

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“My neurotic blood-sucking arachnid has put on weight”, said Tom, his nervous tic showing again.

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“I think we were cheated,” Tom recounted.

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“Let’s eat kosher tonight,” said Tom judiciously.

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“This boat leaks,” said Tom balefully.

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“Are you all governors?” Tom asked, bored.

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“I don’t know any shanties,” said Tom unceasingly.

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“I’ve transferred my money back into a German bank account,” Tom remarked with interest.

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“I just got another flat,” he said tiredly.

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“I was the first to climb Mount Everest,” said Tom hilariously.

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“Don’t add too much water,” said Tom with great concentration.

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“It’s just gold leaf”, said Tom guiltily.

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“My wife is going to have a test tube baby”, Tom injected artificially.

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