Subject: Tom Swifties (Page 25)

“It only looks like cocaine,” Tom snorted.

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“I don’t like going to museums,” he said artlessly.

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“I was the first to climb Mount Everest,” said Tom hilariously.

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“Once again, I read it on Wikipedia,” Tom recited.

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“I swallowed some of the glass from that broken window,” Tom said painfully.

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“This must be an aerobics class,” Tom worked out.

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“Will you quit rustling around in my closet!” said Leif.

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“I caught two hares”, said Tom abrasively.

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“2 bdrm furn w 5 appl”, said Tom aptly.

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“Another plate of seafood for me!” Tom clamored.

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“I always eat at McDonald’s”, said Tom archly.

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“I find you guilty,” said the judge with conviction.

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“This blood-sucking insect likes French cheese,” said Tom briefly.

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“I’ve still got two fingers left,” said Tom handsomely.

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I dropped the toothpaste,” said Tom, crestfallen.

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“I wonder where the next character is going to appear,” said Tom with a cursory glance.

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“Mondays, Wednesdays, and Fridays I sleep in a wigwam; Tuesdays, Thursdays, and weekends I sleep in a teepee”, said Tom very attentively.

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“It’s just gold leaf”, said Tom guiltily.

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“He’s a boring chap,” said Tom indulgently.

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“That just doesn’t add up,” said Tom, nonplussed.

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“Is it true that some animals will eat their own babies?” asked Tom literately.

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