Subject: Tom Swifties (Page 26)

“It’s not fair!” said Tom darkly.

“We could have made a fortune canning pineapples,” Tom groaned dolefully.

“I’m of greater value to you every day”, said Tom appreciatively.

“Dorothy, if you’re going to Oz again, I’m going with you,” Em barked.

“That horse looks like a good bet at 20 to 1,” said Tom oddly.

“Don’t you love sleeping outdoors,” Tom said intently.

“I have to wear this cast for another six weeks,” said Tom disjointedly.

“I’m just an ordinary soldier,” Tom admitted privately.

“This mental ward is busy,” said Tom crazily.

“Now I have the tools to chop down that tree,” said Tom with a heavy accent.

“It’s twelve noon,” Tom chimed in.

“I just got another flat,” he said tiredly.

“We’ll need a higher price at auction,” Tom said morbidly.

“I didn’t look at all!” Tom peeped.

“I’ve gained thirty pounds,” said Tom heavily.

“Sesame,” said Tom openly.

“Consult an investment broker,” was Tom’s stock answer.

“This movie will be very popular,” Tom projected.

“Whenever I put on my scuba gear, I get pins and needles,” said Tom divertingly.

“I will file a counter suit against you,” Tom retorted.

“England is okay, except there seems to be at least one blood-sucking insect in every outhouse”, said Tom aloofly.