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Subject:
Tom Swifties
(Page 26)
“It’s not fair!” said Tom darkly.
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“We could have made a fortune canning pineapples,” Tom groaned dolefully.
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“I’m of greater value to you every day”, said Tom appreciatively.
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“Dorothy, if you’re going to Oz again, I’m going with you,” Em barked.
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“That horse looks like a good bet at 20 to 1,” said Tom oddly.
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“Don’t you love sleeping outdoors,” Tom said intently.
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“I have to wear this cast for another six weeks,” said Tom disjointedly.
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“I’m just an ordinary soldier,” Tom admitted privately.
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“This mental ward is busy,” said Tom crazily.
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“Now I have the tools to chop down that tree,” said Tom with a heavy accent.
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“It’s twelve noon,” Tom chimed in.
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“I just got another flat,” he said tiredly.
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“We’ll need a higher price at auction,” Tom said morbidly.
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“I didn’t look at all!” Tom peeped.
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“I’ve gained thirty pounds,” said Tom heavily.
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“Sesame,” said Tom openly.
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“Consult an investment broker,” was Tom’s stock answer.
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“This movie will be very popular,” Tom projected.
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“Whenever I put on my scuba gear, I get pins and needles,” said Tom divertingly.
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“I will file a counter suit against you,” Tom retorted.
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“England is okay, except there seems to be at least one blood-sucking insect in every outhouse”, said Tom aloofly.
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