Subject: Tom Swifties (Page 26)

“I wouldn’t like anything but just that,” said Tom wantonly.

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“There’s no need for silence,” Tom allowed.

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“I can no longer hear anything,” said Tom deftly.

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“Well, I got here with five minutes to spare,” said Tom bitterly.

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“This mental ward is busy,” said Tom crazily.

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“Mondays, Wednesdays, and Fridays I sleep in a wigwam; Tuesdays, Thursdays, and weekends I sleep in a teepee”, said Tom very attentively.

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“I see,” said Tom icily.

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“This pencil tip is dull,” she said pointedly.

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“I don’t know any shanties,” said Tom unceasingly.

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“I really don’t like tending the garden,” he said witheringly.

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“I admire East End gangsters,” said Tom crazily.

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“I’ve been waiting to see the doctor,” said Tom patiently.

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“I’ve stuck a pin through my nose,” said Tom punctually.

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“I didn’t do well in the test,” Tom said degradedly.

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“That’s more or less correct,” Tom said roughly.

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“I’m very popular with women”, said Don wanly.

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“Eating garbage is a form of recycling, but I can’t eat any more,” said Tom wastefully.

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“That’s not how you draw a circle,” he criticized her roundly.

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“I only have diamonds, clubs and spades,” said Tom heartlessly.

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“Pass the playing cards,” said Tom ideally.

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“The vegetables are overcooked!” she steamed.

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