Subject: Tom Swifties (Page 3)

“I need some suspenders for my pants,” Tom upheld.

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“I think we were cheated,” Tom recounted.

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“Those cobs are amazing!” said Tom cornily.

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“Here’s another baseball glove”, Tom admitted.

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“All right – we’ll use a water solution”, Tom acquiesced.

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“I’m wearing my wedding ring”, said Tom with abandon.

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“I always eat at McDonald’s”, said Tom archly.

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“I won’t buy a circuit breaker,” Tom refused.

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“I’ve got sand in my dinner,” said Tom grittily.

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“Here is your hotdog,” said Tom with relish.

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“I have a delivery of shoes for the prisoners,” said Tom consolingly.

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“I visit my parents every Sunday,” said Tom weakly.

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“I’m of greater value to you every day”, said Tom appreciatively.

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“I was absolutely vitrified,” said Tom with a glazed look.

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“I’m about to hit the golf ball,” Tom forewarned.

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“Can I become a chorister?” Tom inquired.

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“I’ve removed all the feathers from this chicken,” said Tom pluckily.

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“I ain’t afraid of those white men,” said Cochise bravely.

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“I invested in a hi-tech startup,” Tom ventured.

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“I have to fix the car,” said Tom mechanically.

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“They had to amputate them both at the ankles,” said Tom defeatedly.

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