Subject: Tom Swifties (Page 3)

“I only use one herb when I cook,” said Tom sagely.

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“No ellipses, parabolas or hyperbolas,” said Tom laconically.

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“Melinda broke my heart,” Tom said half-heartedly.

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“I have to wear this cast for another six weeks,” said Tom disjointedly.

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“He’s a boring chap,” said Tom indulgently.

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“That horse looks like a good bet at 20 to 1,” said Tom oddly.

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“I’ve got sand in my dinner,” said Tom grittily.

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“We must hurry,” said Tom Swiftly.

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“My bicycle wheel is melting,” Tom spoke softly.

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“I wonder if this will unlock the palace gates,” said Tom kinkily.

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“I need some suspenders for my pants,” Tom upheld.

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“I’ve joined the Airborne Medical Corps,” said Tom paradoxically.

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“Take me to the dance,” Mary bawled.

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“Come up to my apartment,” Tom said flatly.

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“I’ve dug myself into a hole,” Tom said gravely.

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“The exit is right there,” Tom pointed out.

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 “I’m just going to put these handcuffs on you,” said Tom manically.

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“Rasputin and I are lovers,” said Nicholas bizarrely.

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“Damn it, look at the camera!” Tom snapped.

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“Emily has put on weight,” said Tom emphatically.

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“And to think I swallowed that lie, hook, line and sinker!” Tom gulped.

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