Subject: Tom Swifties (Page 5)

“I'll have a martini,” said Tom, dryly.

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“Orgasms are overrated”, said Tom anticlimactically.

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“This game is foul,” Tom groused.

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“Mondays, Wednesdays, and Fridays I sleep in a wigwam; Tuesdays, Thursdays, and weekends I sleep in a teepee”, said Tom very attentively.

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“Can I go looking for the Grail again?” Tom requested.

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“I’m a broken man,” Tom cracked.

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“I’m being sent down to the minors,” said Tom beleagueredly.

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“The sun is rising,” Tom mourned.

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“This is the fastest way to get drunk,” said Tom quixotically.

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“Here is your hotdog,” said Tom with relish.

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“We’ll need a higher price at auction,” Tom said morbidly.

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“I have to check the score on this exam again,” Tom remarked.

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“You resemble a goat,” said Tom satirically.

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“Has the bear gone away?” asked Tom intently.

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“He’s a boring chap,” said Tom indulgently.

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“I knew the gun wasn’t loaded,” Tom said blankly.

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“I’m mentioned in this book,” said Tom contentedly.

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“I only have diamonds, clubs and spades,” said Tom heartlessly.

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“He’s a boring chap,” said Tom indulgently.

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“Phew! I’ve just finished learning all Shakespeare’s works,” said Tom willfully.

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I dropped the toothpaste,” said Tom, crestfallen.

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