Subject: Tom Swifties (Page 5)

“I have no underwear,” Tom said expansively.

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“I won’t tell you anything about my salivary glands,” said Tom secretively.

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“I might as well be dead,” Tom croaked.

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“I wouldn’t like anything but just that,” said Tom wantonly.

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“I manufacture tabletops for shops,” said Tom counterproductively.

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“Doctor, why do you have to remove my womb?” asked Mary hysterically.

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“You don’t see the point, do you?” asked Tom, stabbing in the dark.

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“Don’t give me the gears!” said Tom automatically.

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“I’ve struck oil!” said Tom crudely.

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“You resemble a goat,” said Tom satirically.

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“What’s the value of a dollar bill?” asked Tom noteworthily.

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“I still haven’t struck oil,” said Tom boringly.

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“I told you not to ride that horse,” Tom nagged.

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“We could have made a fortune canning pineapples,” Tom groaned dolefully.

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“This is mutiny!” said Tom bountifully.

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“I’ve still got two fingers left,” said Tom handsomely.

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“I’m losing my hair,” Tom bawled.

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“The exit is right there,” Tom pointed out.

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“The doctor had to remove a bone from my arm,” said Tom humorlessly.

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“Yes, we have no bananas,” Tom said fruitlessly.

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“I’m going window shopping,” said Tom listlessly.

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