Subject: Tom Swifties (Page 6)

“This mental ward is busy,” said Tom crazily.

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“3.14159265,” Tom said piously.

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“Boy, will I give you a haircut!” said Tom barbarously.

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“I have to fix the car,” said Tom mechanically.

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“I’ve an urgent appointment,” said Tom in Russian.

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“Life isn’t fair,” said Tom darkly.

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“I compliment the company that makes the Macintosh computer,” said Tom applauding.

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“I see myself as an open-minded person,” Tom said upon reflection.

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“Fire!” yelled Tom alarmingly.

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“So, it’s a duel you want!” Tom shot back.

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“What’s the value of a dollar bill?” asked Tom noteworthily.

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“So this is your new computer!” said Tom calculatingly.

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“I don’t like this Chardonnay,” Tom whined.

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“I’ve been having an incontinence problem,” Tom gushed.

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“Who’s your favorite operatic tenor?” Tom asked placidly.

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“We just struck oil!” Tom gushed.

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“Would you like to buy some cod?” asked Tom selfishly.

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“Angel dust? Me? Never touch it!” Tom snorted.

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“We have no oranges,” Tom said fruitlessly.

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“I'll have a martini,” said Tom, dryly.

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“What’s a wide-angle lens?” asked Tom obtusely.

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