Subject: Tom Swifties (Page 6)

“I write elevator music,” Tom noted.

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“The cat sounds as if she’s happy now she’s been fed,” said Tom purposefully.

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“There’s someone at the front door,” Tom chimed in.

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“This fabric is not good enough to make a bolero,” said Tom unravellingly.

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“I’m embarrassed,” Tom admitted readily.

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“Why do you bother? I for one couldn’t….,” said Tom carelessly.

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“That’s nothing!” said Tom naughtily.

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“I want to be your best friend,” Tom said doggedly.

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“That’s more or less correct,” Tom said roughly.

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“I didn’t look at all!” Tom peeped.

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“Who’s your favorite operatic tenor?” Tom asked placidly.

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“I’ll get you out of prison in no time,” said Tom balefully.

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“I’m wearing my wedding ring”, said Tom with abandon.

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“Oops, I’ve ripped my pants!” was Tom’s unseemly comment.

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“I’m a broken man,” Tom cracked.

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“Sorry about that butt call,” he said cheekily.

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“I won’t tell you anything about my salivary glands,” said Tom secretively.

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“Why do I have to strip naked again?” asked Tom rebuffingly.

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“I’ve paid my annual subscription,” Tom remembered.

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“It’s only average,” said Tom meanly.

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“Has my magazine arrived?” Tom asked periodically.

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