Subject: Tom Swifties (Page 8)

“Goodbye, and thanks for the radio”, said Tom with a short wave.

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“The bank doesn’t want me as a customer,” said Tom unaccountably.

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“I prefer trout to salmon,” Tom said officiously.

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“That may cause my violin strings to snap,” was Tom’s gut reaction.

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“Well, I got here with five minutes to spare,” said Tom bitterly.

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“Parsley, sage, rosemary,” said Tom timelessly.

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“I’m going to get a hair transplant,” said Tom baldly.

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“I’ve been to a film festival in Southern France,” said Tom cannily.

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“Why shouldn’t I stir my coffee with a ballpoint pen?” Tom bickered.

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“I find you guilty,” said the judge with conviction.

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“I feel a draft,” Tom said coolly.

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“I can lend you the money,” Tom said with interest.

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“We can’t have this and eat it too,” said Tom archaically.

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“We’ll need a higher price at auction,” Tom said morbidly.

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“A dog bit me,” said Tom rabidly.

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“I will now demonstrate how to dissect a sheep,” delivered Tom.

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“I’m going window shopping,” said Tom listlessly.

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“That just doesn’t add up,” said Tom, nonplussed.

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“My wife is cheating on me,” Tom cackled.

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“The escaped prisoner is camping out in the woods,” said Tom contentedly.

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