Subject: Tom Swifties (Page 8)

“Once upon a time there was a beautiful princess,” Tom began grimly.

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“I’ll show you my illustrated Irish new testament,” said Tom bibliographically.

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“Sorry about that butt call,” he said cheekily.

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“I’m on the green,” Tom lied.

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“I cut off the bottoms of my Levis so they won’t drag on the ground,” said Tom hygienically.

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“I’m swimming in the middle of Paris!” shouted Tom insanely.

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“You find it very large?” said Mr. Podsnap, spaciously

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“Congratulations; you graduated,” said Tom diplomatically.

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“Those hookers are putting notices in the personals”, Tom advised.

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“These bit patterns will be more readable in groups of 8,” said Tom bitingly.

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“I’m burning aromatic substances,” said Tom, incensed.

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“Doctor, why do you have to remove my womb?” asked Mary hysterically.

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“It only looks like cocaine,” Tom snorted.

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“Pass me the shellfish,” said Tom crabbily.

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“I love hot dogs,” said Tom with relish.

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“I really don’t like tending the garden,” he said witheringly.

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“Unlike you, I’ve always been a dog person,” he barked.

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“I presented my case to the judge,” Tom said briefly.

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“It’s my personal magnetism,” said Tom ironically.

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“The cat sounds as if she’s happy now she’s been fed,” said Tom purposefully.

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“This food tastes of plutonium,” said Tom glowingly.

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