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Its translucent color so alluring and its taste and aroma so gentle and mellow offer admiring feelings of a graceful lady. Enjoy soft and juicy Kasugai Muscat Gummy.
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On the packaging of Japanese candy
Carspa – Best hand job
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A carwash in the Philippines
Pocari Sweat Refreshment water
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To move the cabin, push button for wishing floor. If the cabin should enter more persons, each one should press a number of wishing floor. Driving is then going alphabetically by national order.
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In a Belgrade hotel elevator
Don’t drink a car under the influence of alcohol!
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In a restaurant in China
I am damn unsatisfied to be killed in this way.
English subtitle from a Hong Kong movie
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English subtitle from a Hong Kong movie
Keep Japan Green – Don’t Burn the Fire Chief
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Sign in a park
If you see a woman laboring, go to a hospital right away!
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n a health clinic in Chile
Resist Bacteria Hotel
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The parsley explodes muscle
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On a menu in China
We take your bags and send them in all directions.
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In a Copenhagen airline ticket office
Please do not invade Madame’s private parts.
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Sign intended to keep tourists from entering a master bedroom at a chateau
Is forbitten to steal hotel towels please. If you are not person to do such thing is please not to read notis. [sic]
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In a Tokyo Hotel
The fear I experienced then made me poop on my horse.
Subtitle from a Hong Kong movie
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Push button. Foam coming plenty. Big Noise. Finish.
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Sign in a laundry
Specialman
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A “Superman” bootleg toy in China
How to install the 3.5” hard dick drive
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Instructions on hard disk drive
Don’t Waste Wastes
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Signs
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PHAT DONG Really Fills You Up!
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CAUTION – Blade Extremely Sharp! Keep Out of Children
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Weed bread…
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From a menu in Bolivia
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