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Now baby. Tonight I am feeling cool and hard boiled.
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Printed on a shopping bag in Japan
Greetings, large black person. Let us not forget to form a team up together and go into the country to inflict the pain of our karate feets on some ass of the giant lizard person.
Subtitle from a Hong Kong movie
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Dreaded veal cutlet with potatoes in cream
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In a China restaurant
Spraying of water chicken food
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Slogan of a chain of Chicken restaurants in Taiwan
Open space mountain bacterium crow chick soup
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Found in China
Intercourse Communication
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English textbook in China
French Elegance & German Quality – If you are tired of different services always sending different, unexpirance people without konwlage of basic English, call us at…
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I'll unhitch the horse team.
Subtitle from unknown movie
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For “I'll make a cup of tea.”
Attention! Is not there the thing left behind of the blacksheep?
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On the back of a toilet door in Japan
Mang Donalds
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Name of a burger restaurant
None ID, Nothing Entry
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Sign in the Philippines
Warning! Put the chewing gum eats for myself in the garbage box surely oneself. Do not vomit to the floor, never throw away, never join to the stage, and never rub against the wall.
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Take the child – Fall into water carefully
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Warning sign in China
Duanshu Washing-Liquid Can quickly enter the private parts skin the inside the exoenzyme, and kill the fungi, bacteria.
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On a product in a Chinese hotel room
Fook Yew
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Store name in Viet Nam
Visitors are expected to complain at the office between the hours of 9 and 11 A.M. daily.
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In a hotel in Athens
Grossy Hair
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On a hair product ad
This hotel is renowned for its piece and solitude. In fact, crowds from all over the world flock here to enjoy its solitude.
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In an Italian hotel brochure
You'll enjoy one of the biggets emotions of this life. And the facilities Camp. Guides as natives, all experts, will bring you trough troubles waters, just where a few have made it. Be you one of them. Meals in open fire never taste so goo.
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From a Venezuelan travel brochure
Ladies, leave your clothes here and spend the afternoon having a good time.
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In a Rome laundry
He built all the components from household waste.
Subtitle from unknown movie
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For “He built all the components from scratch.”
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