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This WC is free of washing. Please leave off after Pissing or shitting.
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In China
Tofu is made of soybeans, water, and magnesium chloride.
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Food/Drink
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On a hotel menu in Japan
I am damn unsatisfied to be killed in this way.
English subtitle from a Hong Kong movie
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English subtitle from a Hong Kong movie
Professional 1400 Watts Hairdriver
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On a hairdryer manual
Please Open the Door Hardly
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In China
Ladies may have a fit upstairs.
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Outside a Hong Kong tailor shop
Take care to fall into water
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A “Watch Your Step” sign in China
Wanted! Afternoon, Counter Hand Job – Apply Within
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In Australia
There will be a Moscow Exhibition of Arts by 150,000 Soviet Republic painters and sculptors. These were executed over the past two years.
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From the Soviet Weekly
To be or Not to be… that is a guestion
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In a Japanese comic book
Baltic Bitch Hotel
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If you have special things such as: Gold, Bucks, and other thing to keep oneself.
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On a list of rules at a guest house in Cambodia
STOP! Drive Sideways.
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A detour sign in Japan
Please don’t hurt the animals while teasing them
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At a Chinese zoo
Cold Hot Drinks
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Sign outside store
Bed – Small Pox – Mirror – Floor
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Buttons on a desk control panel in Japan
The freezer is out of control
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An “out of order” sign
Not only quench our thirst through perspiration, but supplement vitamin C positively.
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On a vitamin drink label
Don’t Throw Away Rubbish
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On a trash can
It Bordello
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A hotel in Malta
This article is turning me on I don’t know the reason WHY though Cause I want to win the favor of
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On a t-shirt in Japan
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