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This is the Martial Arts Competition, not a place for fighting!
Subtitle from a Hong Kong movie
Subtitle from a Hong Kong movie
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Take me home, let’s make happy in your basket!
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On a Japanese bread wrapper
Drunken Bro Bar
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Libido
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A brand of Chinese soda
Teppan Yaki (Before Your Cooked Right Eyes)
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In a Japanese restaurant
Be Careful of Crashing Head
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Signs
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Sign in a park in China
In case of monkeys are in the forest, you can not find them.
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Chopped cow with a wire through it. *Bowels in sauce** *shish-kebab **tripe
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On an Athens restaurant menu
Intestines of crab.
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Description of a Dim sum plate on a menu in China
Use repeatedly for severe damage.
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On a shampoo bottle
Mang Donalds
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Name of a burger restaurant
The dynamite is connected to a time machine.
Subtitle from unknown movie
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For “The dynamite is connected to a timing device.”
The freezer is out of control
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An “out of order” sign
Let It Manage Your Coins
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On a Chinese change purse
I got knife scars more than the number of your leg's hair!
English subtitle from a Hong Kong movie
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We shoot earholes.
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In a jeweler’s window in India
The manager has personally passed all the water served here.
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In an Acapulco hotel
I please your uterus. You kiss my toes. It’s fair.
Subtitle from a Hong Kong movie
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Sorry, I am unintentional! – Funny Toy
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On practical joke toy in China
To move the cabin, push button for wishing floor. If the cabin should enter more persons, each one should press a number of wishing floor. Driving is then going alphabetically by national order.
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In a Belgrade hotel elevator
Enviro Mental Protection Area
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Signs
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