Subject: Yogi-isms (Page 4)

It’s never happened in the World Series competition, and it still hasn’t.

(1925 – 2015) baseball player, coach & manager

If you ask me a question I don’t know, I’m not going to answer.

(1925 – 2015) baseball player, coach & manager

I didn’t even know Elvis was from Memphis; I though he was from Tennessee.

(1925 – 2015) baseball player, coach & manager

George and I had our differences, but who didn’t?

(1925 – 2015) baseball player, coach & manager

In theory there is no difference between theory and practice, but in practice there is.

(1925 – 2015) baseball player, coach & manager

I think they just got through marinating the greens.

(1925 – 2015) baseball player, coach & manager

You don’t look so hot yourself.

(1925 – 2015) baseball player, coach & manager

Most of his home runs were hit on artificial turf.

(1925 – 2015) baseball player, coach & manager

Pitching always beats batting — and vice-versa.

(1925 – 2015) baseball player, coach & manager

What the hell’s wrong with him now?

(1925 – 2015) baseball player, coach & manager

I guess that’s the earliest I’ve ever been late.

(1925 – 2015) baseball player, coach & manager

We have deep depth.

(1925 – 2015) baseball player, coach & manager

It ain’t the heat; it’s the humility.

(1925 – 2015) baseball player, coach & manager

Slump, I ain’t in no slump… I just ain’t hitting.

(1925 – 2015) baseball player, coach & manager

Ninety percent of all mental errors are in your head.

(1925 – 2015) baseball player, coach & manager

You wouldn’t have won if we’d beaten you.

(1925 – 2015) baseball player, coach & manager

Even Napoleon had his Watergate.

(1925 – 2015) baseball player, coach & manager

You better cut the pizza in four pieces… I’m not hungry enough to eat eight.

(1925 – 2015) baseball player, coach & manager

It was hard to have a conversation with anyone; there were so many people talking.

(1925 – 2015) baseball player, coach & manager

It’s never happened in World Series competition, and it still hasn’t.

(1925 – 2015) baseball player, coach & manager

Little League baseball is a good thing ’cause it keeps the parents off the streets, and it keeps the kids out of the house!

(1925 – 2015) baseball player, coach & manager