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Author: Church Bulletin Page 2
Over the massive front doors of a church, these words were inscribed: "The Gates of Heaven." Below that was a small cardboard sign which read: "Please use other entrance."
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The agenda was adopted… the minutes were approved… the financial secretary gave a grief report.
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Congregational Singing Wednesday Evening July 14, 20004
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Remember in prayer the many who are sick of our community.
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Bless the Lord, O my soul, and forget all His benefits.
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Baptist Men's Fellowship Group Helps Dog Bite Victim.
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The church will host an evening of fine dining, superb entertainment, and gracious hostility.
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On behalf of Barbara Rutledge and her family, our sincere thanks to all those sending cards and flowers and contributing to the death of her husband.
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What if Doing the Hokey Pokey
Is
What It’s All About?
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Glory to God in the highest, and on earth, peach to men.
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Wednesday, the Ladies Liturgy Society will meet. Mrs. Jones will sing “Put Me In My Little Bed” accompanied by the pastor.
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Next Friday we will be serving hot gods for lunch.25. Please join us as we show our support for Amy and Alan who are preparing for the girth of their first child.
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Mr Brookes will be in the church foyer at the end of today's service. Transport can be provided if required.
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Bulletin of a church with a rather elderly congregation
My joke is easy and my burden is light.
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[yoke]
If you are going to be hospitalized for an operation, contact the pastor. Special prayer also for those who are seriously sick by request.
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The Fasting & Prayer Conference includes meals.
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Miss Charlene Mason sang, "I will not pass this way again," giving obvious pleasure to the congregation.
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Let us join David and Lisa in the celebration of their wedding and bring their happiness to a conclusion.
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Women's Luncheon: Each member bring a sandwich. Polly Phillips will give the medication.
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After the service the bishop will leave and we shall sing
Now Thank We All Our God.
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A bean supper will be held on Tuesday evening in the church hall. Music will follow.
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