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Author: Church Bulletin Page 2
We are always happy to have you sue our facility.
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Next Thursday there will be tryouts for the choir. They need all the help they can get.
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Annual Church Stripper Tournament Next Sunday: Sign Up Now. The Best Team Wins!
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What if Doing the Hokey Pokey
Is
What It’s All About?
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Burial charges are to go up at the cemetery. Increased cost of living is to blame.
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Irving Benson and Jessie Carter were married on October 24 in the church. So ends a friendship that began in their school days.
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The agenda was adopted… the minutes were approved… the financial secretary gave a grief report.
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Because the class on time management went overtime, we will move children's praise to the gym this morning.
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Mr. Bradford was elected and has accepted the office of head deacon. We could not get a better man.
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Remember the annual spring cleaning of the Singles Ministry Building this Saturday. We need lots of singles to volunteer for the work crew. We have a long list of items to be cleaned. The widows need extra attention.
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Volunteers are needed to spit up food for distribution following the Restaurant Supply Show at the Expo Center.
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This evening's service will be a Sinspiration.
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We pray that our people will jumble themselves.
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Jane Doe, who attends the Singles class, shared with me that she is walking in the Multiple Sclerosis Walk-a Thong. Let’s support her effort.
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Glory of God to all and peas to his people on earth.
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The rosebud on the alter this morning is to announce the birth of David Alan Belzer, the sin of Rev. and Mrs. Julius Belzer.
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The concert held in Fellowship Hall was a great success. Special thanks are due to the minister's daughter, who labored the whole evening at the piano, which as usual fell upon her.
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Eight new choir robes are currently needed due to the addition of several new members and to the deterioration of some older ones.
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Our senior pastor is leaving let’s celebrate our independence!
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Jean will be leading a weight-management series Wednesday nights. She's used the program herself and has been growing like crazy!
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