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Author: Church Bulletin Page 2
Area Promise Keepers are having a pancake breakfast for the Community Cooperative Ministry shelter for abused and battered women. They've been touching women for Christ for ten years.
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The choir will meet at the Larsen home for fun and sinning.
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Church Bulletins
Congratulations to Tim and Ronda on the birth of their daughter October 12 thru 17.
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Continue to pray for Rita Slone, a blind member of our missionary team who got a new kidney from her father she hasn’t seen in years.
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Church Bulletins
Hymn Blooper: "All people that on earth do swell.”
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Ladies Bible Study will be held Thursday morning at 10. All ladies are invited to lunch in the Fellowship Hall after the B.S. is done.
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This being Easter Sunday, we will ask Mrs. Lewis to come forward and lay an egg on the altar.
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A song fest was hell at the Methodist Church Wednesday.
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Hymn: I am Thin, O Lord.
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[Thine]
Over the massive front doors of a church, these words were inscribed: "The Gates of Heaven." Below that was a small cardboard sign which read: "Please use other entrance."
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Low Self Esteem Support Group will meet Thursday. Please use the back door.
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… she is very upset, as her mother has breasts.
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Please drop off diapers, size 3, at the Saint Raphael's parish office during regular office hours for Sister Jane.
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Church Bulletins
This afternoon there will be a meeting in the South and North ends of the church; children will be baptized at both ends.
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Diana and Don request your presents at their wedding.
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The church will host an evening of fine dining, superb entertainment, and gracious hostility.
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Church Bulletins
Hospitality
You’re invited to join the Sunset Club, our church seniors group. Activities include community singing, dancing, dramatic efforts, and table games. The group is composed solely of participanting members.
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Church Bulletins
Please come… you will be gald you did.
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Due to the Rector's illness, Wednesday's healing services will be discontinued until further notice.
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Because the class on time management went overtime, we will move children's praise to the gym this morning.
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Next Sunday is the family hayride and bonfire at the Fowlers'. Bring your own hot dogs and guns. Friends are welcome! Everyone come for a fun time.
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Church Bulletins
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