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Author: Church Bulletin Page 5
The third verse of Blessed Assurance will be sung without musical accomplishment.
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Don't forget, Ash Wednesday is Monday, March 5th.
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The Lord commanded Peter to Feed my sleep.
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The lovers in the exhaust fan are not working.
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Our sympathy is extended to Samuel Austin, whose mother pasted away.
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Death
Passed away
Pastor Young and his wife have had and several horse guests this week.
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Mrs. Johnson will be entering the hospital this week for testes.
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The class on prophecy has been cancelled due to unforeseen circumstances.
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Thank you dead friends.
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[dear friends]
The visiting monster today is Rev. Jack Bains.
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When parking on the north side of the church, please remember to park on an angel.
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Weight Watchers will meet at 7 PM at the First Presbyterian Church. Please use large double door at the side entrance.
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The sermon this morning: Contemporary Issues #3 … Euthanasia
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It's Drug Awareness Week: Get involved in drugs before your children do.
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Father is on vacation. Massages can be given to church secretary.
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Next Friday we will be serving hot gods for lunch.25. Please join us as we show our support for Amy and Alan who are preparing for the girth of their first child.
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Due to the Rector's illness, Wednesday's healing services will be discontinued until further notice.
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Tuesday at 4:00 PM there will be an ice cream social; all ladies giving milk, will please come early.
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Don't miss this Saturday's exhibit by Christian Martian Arts.
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Eight new choir robes are currently needed due to the addition of several new members and to the deterioration of some older ones.
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Next Sunday is the family hayride and bonfire at the Fowlers'. Bring your own hot dogs and guns. Friends are welcome! Everyone come for a fun time.
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