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Pennzoil/Quaker State OIL CHANGE – $12 plus oil & filter

HAVE VIAGRA. Need woman. Any women between 18 & 80. PO Box ###. Boise, ID 83701.

2-FUDGE PACKING MACHINES, $300. Ea. … Steve or George

MEATER READERS – Entry Level $16/hr + benefits, Call…

FOUND: Large, Obese Goldfish, 11 years old, blind as a bat

BEAUTIFUL ENGAGEMENT ring. Yellow gold, wide band with 18 diamonds set in 3 rows of 3 diamonds on each side of one large round-cut center stone. worn, sparingly, for only 9 Days. “It Didn’t Mean Anything. It was just suppose to Shut Her Up.” It didn’t shut her up. Happy to be Rid of it too. For the first offer of $800.00. Phone… between 9 a.m. – 9 p.m.

BOX OF Twinkies, 10 years old, two missing, rest have cream filling sucked out, $5. Call 217-….

JAZZY 1103 ultra power chair $200. 5 piece monogamy bedroom set $800.

Our bikinis are exciting. They are simply the tops.

Now I know what to do the next time my patents die… – If you are inheriting someone’s IRA/401K/TSP or Annuity…

WANTED: Someone to grind or chew hay for horse with bad teeth. Contact James “Bud” Williams, 942-…. Carterville

TALENT SEARCH – Can you BURP or FART better than your friends? We want to talk. BIG $$ Call us @ 770-….

My husband, who hardly ever listens to the radio anymore, has this one on all the time.

German shepherd. 85 lbs. neutered. speaks German. free.

TO LET: 4 bedroom house close to town. No poets.

SALVADORE DOLLY PRINT, frame, dated, signed cert. $600/obo Must sell 941-723-….

Earn up to $30,000 – and more!

CLASSIFIED: An unexpected vacancy for a knife-thrower's assistant. Rehearsals start immediately.

Auto Repair Service. Free pick-up and delivery. Try us once, you'll never go anywhere again.

ATTENTION! Federal Employees With Work-Related Hearing Loss – LISTEN TO THIS! – If Your Claim For Hearing Loss Was Accepted By The U.S. Department Of Labor – OWCP, You May Be Eligible For Continuing Benefits

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