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BEAUTIFUL ENGAGEMENT ring. Yellow gold, wide band with 18 diamonds set in 3 rows of 3 diamonds on each side of one large round-cut center stone. worn, sparingly, for only 9 Days. “It Didn’t Mean Anything. It was just suppose to Shut Her Up.” It didn’t shut her up. Happy to be Rid of it too. For the first offer of $800.00. Phone… between 9 a.m. – 9 p.m.
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My husband, who hardly ever listens to the radio anymore, has this one on all the time.
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RABIES CLINIC & BAKE SALE 1–3 PM – $8.00/Animal – Keezletown Ruritan Hall…
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Lost: small brown poodle. Reward. Neutered. Like one of the family.
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Partially used bottle of Dove Intense Moisture shampoo, paid $5 new, only asking $3 or best offer. Mach 3 razor, only used for one week, mint condition, asking $4 or best offer. Call Ryan at…
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Friday, March 27 – Lenten Fish Dinner – St. Ann Parrish – Tickets can be purchased at the door or by calling Christ at 522 -….
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Call 800-826-8086 (Central Time) – RTPatch® Professional
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In reply to your valued enquiry, we enclose illustrations of Dining Tables of Oak, seating fourteen people with round legs and twelve people with square legs, with prices attached.
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Paint job, $220. Come in for a free estimate.
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SALE ON ALL BODY PARTS.
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No matter what your top coat is made of, this miracle spray will make it really repellent.
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FREE Rent in exchange for elderly woman. 319-233-….
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Liberty Gathering Place – Menacemeat Pie all Weekend – Open until 8:00pm Friday Night, 465-…. [sic]
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Now you can borrow enough money to get out of debt.
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Tooth Whitening – For Any One Getting Married We Offer Nitrous Oxide Sedation – Call us today for details…
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Top Money Paid!! Are you willing to be prodded and probed in the orfice [sic] of our choice – all in the name of science?
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Now you can own the number one car in America for two consecutive years.
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WARNING! Restaurant Closing! The Corn Crib Restaurant Is Closing After 25 Years. If You Have A Gift Certificate To Corn Crib, We Suggest You Marinate It and Eat It!
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