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In reply to your valued enquiry, we enclose illustrations of Dining Tables of Oak, seating fourteen people with round legs and twelve people with square legs, with prices attached.
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PIG – I saw you at Tiki Bobs. You grabbed my butt and I told you if you did that again I’d kill you. You did. I need your address now. Phone…
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If you have one of these symptoms, please call this 800 number – Death, Heartburn, …
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Ad to join a lawsuit against a drug company
Food Stamps Excepted [sic]
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100% OFF – Any Bike Purchase of $1000 Or More…
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ADVERTISING COMPANY NEED one male talent, shooting the back only with our product kitchen stuff, please send your picture. If you are interested…
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$17,962 – ’98 Lincolon Town Car
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The One Gallon Hip Flask…
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Free 1 can of pork & beans w/ purchase of 3BR 2 bath home.
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Enthusiastic and alive with a desire to lead others
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Excerpt from a job description for a Minister Of Music
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CLASSIFIED: An unexpected vacancy for a knife-thrower's assistant. Rehearsals start immediately.
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Looking for a small “13 inch” male registered Beagle to breed with our little girl. Call 862-….
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Turkey Shoot Slated – The Malheur Gun Club will hold a turkey shoot Sunday at the Vale Airport… Winners will receive hams.
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Thurs. – Skateboard Expo will be from 4 pm to 5:30 pm E. Center Street. Free. Sponsored by the Rochester Area Brain Injury Community Committee.
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Three black convicts, healthy and well behaved, need good home, pkg deal. 608-427-….
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Educational – Readin Specialist/ – Requires MT teaching certificate, with a reading endorsement (Master’s level candidates
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Lost: small brown poodle. Reward. Neutered. Like one of the family.
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Read Weight in the Palm of Your Hand! … No More Bending Over or Looking Down!
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She Said NO… Diamond Ring for sale or trade – $3500
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