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Confucius say… couple on seven day honeymoon make whole week.

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Confucius say… always yield to temptation, it may not pass your way again.

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Confucius say… state of pregnancy exist when woman takes seriously something poked in fun.

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Confucius say… wise speak when they have something to say; fools speak when they have to say something.

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Confucius say… if you do not wish get to the point, never play leap frog with a unicorn.

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Confucius say… vegetarian is an Indian word meaning, lousy hunter.

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Confucius say… man who not poop for many days must take care of back log.

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Confucius say… war not determine who's right, war determines who's left.

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Confucius say… hearty laughter is a good way to jog internally without having to go outdoors.

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Confucius say… if someone calls you fat, don't get angry… just turn the other chin.

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Confucius say… man who finds job at crystal ball company will make a fortune.

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Confucius say… your strength lies in your continued belief that what you just ate was indeed duck.

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Confucius say… woman who fly airplane upside down have crack up.

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Confucius say… since a lawyer joined the nudist colony, he hasn't had a suit.

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Confucius say… he who sniffs Coke, gets ice cube up nose.

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Confucius say… show off always shown up in showdown.

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Confucius say… few things are harder to put up with than a good example.

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Confucius say… only one whose troubles are behind him, is a school bus driver.

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Confucius say… support bacteria – is only culture some people have.

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Confucius say… question authority and the authorities will question you.

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Confucius say… your ship comes in, make sure you are willing to unload it.

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