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Confucius say… person will never tell a lie, if truth will do more damage.

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Confucius say… he who sniffs Coke, gets ice cube up nose.

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Confucius say… cigarette is a pinch of tobacco, wrapped in paper, fire at one end, fool at the other.

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Confucius say… man who get hit by car, get that run down feeling.

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Confucius say… always wear camouflage condoms: They won't see you coming.

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Confucius say… vitamins are good for what ails you – Viagra is good for what fails you.

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Confucius say… happiness is a way station between too little and too much.

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Confucius say… to prevent hangover stay drunk.

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Confucius say… man who finds job at crystal ball company will make a fortune.

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Confucius say… panties not best thing on earth, but next to it.

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Confucius say… if you don't believe in oral sex, keep your mouth shut.

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Confucius say… he who makes love in grass, gets piece on earth.

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Confucius say… supermarket is where you spend 30 minutes hunting for instant coffee.

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Confucius say… only thing shorter than a weekend is a vacation.

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Confucius say… if you want your dreams to come true, don't oversleep.

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Confucius say… whether or not sex is better than pot, depends on the pusher .

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Confucius say… men are like spray paint… one squeeze and they're all over you.

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Confucius say… he who pull out too fast leave rubber behind.

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Confucius say… when hole happy, whole body happy.

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Confucius say… woman who make love in treehouse put ass out on limb.

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Confucius say… woman who wear G-string, high on crack!

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