Author: Confucius Page 2

Confucius say… if you park, don't drink… accidents cause people.

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Confucius say… man with chip on shoulder have wood higher up.

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Confucius say… house without toilet is uncanny.

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Confucius say… man who cooks carrots and peas in same pot, very unsanitary.

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Confucius say… crowded elevator smells different to midget.

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Confucius say… gypsies got no babies because gypsies have crystal balls.

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Confucius say… he who makes love in grass, gets piece on earth.

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Confucius say… alcohol is the cause of some problems and the solution to others.

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Confucius say… man who drops watch in toilet bound to have crappy time.

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Confucius say… lady who goes down first time out, is called Titanic.

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Confucius say… abstain from wine, women, and song; mostly song.

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Confucius say… fool and his money are soon partners.

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Confucius say… wok is what you throw at a wabbit.

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Confucius say… man who fight with wife all day get no piece at night.

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Confucius say… woman who marry detective must kiss dick.

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Confucius say… constipated people don't give a crap.

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Confucius say… man who eat sweets take up two seats.

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Confucius say… Chinese couple who have white baby, name it Sum Ting Wong.

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Confucius say… tears are the hydraulic force by which masculine will power is defeated by feminine water power.

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Confucius say… hooker with bike pedal ass all over town.

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Confucius say… solving problems, dig at the roots instead of hacking at the leaves.

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