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Confucius say… cow with no legs, ground beef.

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Confucius say… man who is impotent will have Willy-nilly.

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Confucius say… support bacteria – is only culture some people have.

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Confucius say… optimist is girl who regards a bulge as a curve.

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Confucius say… chicken is result of a sitting hen, while a baby is the result of standing cock.

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Confucius say… schoolboy who plays with schoolgirl during wrong period get caught red-handed.

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Confucius say… he who sneeze without tissue, take matter in own hands.

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Confucius say… honor your personality flaws, for without them, you would have no personality at all.

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Confucius say… if the washroom upstairs is occupied, there is a hypotenuse.

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Confucius say… drunk who works at an upholstery shop is a recovering alcoholic.

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Confucius say… never have sex with a stranger unless you are stranger than them.

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Confucius say… opening in the front of your boxer shorts is called the circumvent.

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Confucius say… with athletic finger make broad jump.

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Confucius say… cigarette is a pinch of tobacco, wrapped in paper, fire at one end, fool at the other.

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Confucius say… some sex Is good… more Is better… too much Is just about right.

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Confucius say… butcher who back into meat grinder get a little behind in his orders.

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Confucius say… who checks out woman's package, doesn't always work for UPS.

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Confucius say… he who pushes piano down mineshaft get A flat miner.

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Confucius say… never argue with a fool… he may be doing the same thing.

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Confucius say… salesperson who covers chair instead of territory always remains on bottom.

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Confucius say… joke is like sex… neither is any good if you don't get it.

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