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Confucius say… cross eyed teacher cannot control pupils.

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Confucius say… he who eats ice cream in car, is a sundae driver.

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Confucius say… when the chips are down, the buffalo is empty.

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Confucius say… fool and his money are soon partners.

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Confucius say… man who stand on toilet is high on pot.

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Confucius say… man who put head on railroad track to listen for train likely to end up with splitting headache.

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Confucius say… only one whose troubles are behind him, is a school bus driver.

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Confucius say… perfectionist is one who takes great pains, and gives them to everyone else.

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Confucius say… if wise man marry, he become otherwise.

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Confucius say… just one letter makes all the difference between here and there.

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Confucius say… girl who sit on lap of judge get honorable discharge.

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Confucius say… only thing shorter than a weekend is a vacation.

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Confucius say… argument between pharmacist and a patient is called a pill owe fight.

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Confucius say… vegetarian is an Indian word meaning, lousy hunter.

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Confucius say… don't confuse an open mind with one that's vacant.

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Confucius say… your ship comes in, make sure you are willing to unload it.

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Confucius say… sex is the only activity where you start at the top and work your way to the bottom, while getting a rise.

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Confucius say… man who kisses girl's behind, get a crack in the face.

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Confucius say… war not determine who's right, war determines who's left.

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Confucius say… 'tis better to sleep with old hen, than pullet.

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Confucius say… quietest place in the world is the complaint department at a parachute packing plant.

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