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Confucius say… woman who is wallflower at party, dandelion in bed.

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Confucius say… man who suck woman's tit make clean breast of things.

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Confucius say… only way you can you get AIDS from a toilet seat Is by sitting down before the last guy gets up.

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Confucius say… if you do not wish get to the point, never play leap frog with a unicorn.

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Confucius say… even a fish can escape being caught, if it keeps its mouth shut.

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Confucius say… panties not best thing on earth, but next to it.

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Confucius say… Chinese couple who have white baby, name it Sum Ting Wong.

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Confucius say… worst thing a wife can get on her twenty fifth wedding anniversary is morning sickness.

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Confucius say… who shoot off mouth, must expect to lose face.

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Confucius say… company who make women's vibrators is called, Genital Electric.

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Confucius say… woman who dates gambler, gets cheated on.

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Confucius say… geometry teacher who loses parrot, will have polygon.

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Confucius say… men are like bike helmets… they are handy in an emergency, but otherwise they just look silly.

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Confucius say… sex is the only activity where you start at the top and work your way to the bottom, while getting a rise.

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Confucius say… man who drive like hell bound to get there.

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Confucius say… he who plays with self, pulls boner.

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Confucius say… woman who wears padded bra, makes mountains out of molehills.

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Confucius say… argument between pharmacist and a patient is called a pill owe fight.

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Confucius say… at the feast of ego, everyone leaves hungry.

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Confucius say… man with forked tongue not need chop sticks.

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Confucius say… man who masturbate only screwing himself.

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