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Confucius say… definition of a true genius is a nudist with a memory for faces.

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Confucius say… who try doggie style sex, won't want to face his wife again.

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Confucius say… impotent loser is a man who can't even get his hopes up.

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Confucius say… you've seen one shopping center, you've seen a mall.

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Confucius say… when the chips are down, the buffalo is empty.

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Confucius say… panties not best thing on earth, but next to it.

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Confucius say… man in bathroom with tool in hand is not necessarily a plumber.

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Confucius say… man who tell one too many lightbulb joke soon burn out.

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Confucius say… foolish man give wife grand piano, wise man give wife upright organ.

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Confucius say… since lawyer joined nudist colony, he hasn't had a suit.

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Confucius say… surgeon who make mistake, forced to take a cut in salary.

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Confucius say… he who thinks by the inch and talks by the yard deserves to be kicked by the foot.

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Confucius say… bachelor is man who never makes the same mistake once.

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Confucius say… man with hand in pocket feel cocky all day.

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Confucius say… woman is the only hunter who uses herself for bait.

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Confucius say… naked man fears no pick pocket.

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Confucius say… hippie at hot dog stand always put hair in a bun.

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Confucius say… who was a dude before marriage, is now subdued.

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Confucius say… he who thinks only of number one, must remember, it is next to nothing

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Confucius say… enemy is sometimes nothing more than a friend who got wise to you.

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Confucius say… support bacteria – is only culture some people have.

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