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Confucius say… Humpty Dumpty had a great fall… after a mediocre summer.

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Confucius say… a flower goes through much dirt before it blooms.

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Confucius say… diet is a selection of food that makes other people lose weight.

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Confucius say… economy will go up and down when country is run by yo-yo's.

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Confucius say… rental car is the only true all-terrain vehicle.

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Confucius say… since a lawyer joined the nudist colony, he hasn't had a suit.

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Confucius say… first breathe of love is last breath of wisdom.

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Confucius say… grease monkey who go to bed without bathing wake up oily in the morning.

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Confucius say… he who sneeze without tissue, take matter in own hands.

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Confucius say… with one chopstick go hungry.

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Confucius say… is much better to want the mate you do not have than to have the mate you do not want.

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Confucius say… passionate kiss like spider's web, soon lead to undoing of fly.

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Confucius say… basketball player who marry midget lady will be nuts over her.

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Confucius say… gypsies got no babies because gypsies have crystal balls.

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Confucius say… man who walk through airport turnstile sideways going to Bangkok.

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Confucius say… never approach a bull from the front, a horse from the rear or a fool from any direction.

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Confucius say… who wants to kill a circus troupe, should go for the juggler.

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Confucius say… vagina is like a very small hotel… one must leave his bag outside.

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Confucius say… woman like dollar bill; hard to pickup, but worth effort.

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Confucius say… hooker with bike pedal ass all over town.

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Confucius say… cow with no legs, ground beef.

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