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Confucius say… who mix Rogaine with Viagra will end up hard headed.

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Confucius say… gay man, who go on far, far away trip, hate leave friends behind.

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Confucius say… man who fall into an upholstery machine, eventually be fully recovered.

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Confucius say… time flies like an arrow… fruit flies like bananas.

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Confucius say… man who lives in glass house should change clothes in basement.

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Confucius say… man in bathroom with tool in hand is not necessarily a plumber.

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Confucius say… woman who absentmindedly answer door in her nightie is negligent.

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Confucius say… men are like Lava lamps… fun to look at, but not very bright.

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Confucius say… woman who dates trash collector, will get dumped.

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Confucius say… man who put head in dryer bound to get sock in mouth.

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Confucius say… man who cut self while shaving, lose face.

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Confucius say… always wear camouflage condoms: They won't see you coming.

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Confucius say… TV repairman got married, the reception was excellent.

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Confucius say… sumo wrestling is survival of the fattest.

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Confucius say… Einstein stared at his cousin's boobs, he discovered 'Theory of Relative Titty'.

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Confucius say… woman who spend much time on bedspring, may get offspring.

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Confucius say… very first doctor of dermatology, had to start from scratch.

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Confucius say… man who speaks with forked tongue should not kiss balloons.

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Confucius say… even a turtle only makes progress when it sticks its neck out.

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Confucius say… he who can take the rough with the smooth knows how to maintain an even keel.

Miscellaneous

Confucius say… politician is one who shakes your hand before elections and your confidence after.

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