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Confucius say… man in shower playing with tool not necessarily plumber.

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Confucius say… since lawyer joined nudist colony, he hasn't had a suit.

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Confucius say… is good to meet girl in park, but better to park meat in girl.

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Confucius say… whether or not sex is better than pot, depends on the pusher .

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Confucius say… man who pee on electric fence receive shocking news.

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Confucius say… grease monkey who go to bed without bathing wake up oily in the morning.

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Confucius say… he who plays with self, pulls boner.

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Confucius say… bachelor is a man who is footloose and fiancée-free.

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Confucius say… student who study history, will find there is no future in it.

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Confucius say… before giving someone a piece of your mind, make sure you have enough to spare.

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Confucius say… cross eyed teacher cannot control pupils.

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Confucius say… lady who go camping must beware of evil intent.

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Confucius say… chicken is result of a sitting hen, while a baby is the result of standing cock.

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Confucius say… man who get hit by car, get that run down feeling.

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Confucius say… cow spying on another cow is called a steak out.

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Confucius say… the only thing divorce proves is whose mother was right in the first place.

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Confucius say… lawyer is someone who writes an eighty-page document and calls it a brief.

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Confucius say… man with five dicks will have pants that fit like a glove.

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Confucius say… cannibal is person who likes to see other people stewed.

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Confucius say… every teenager should get a high school education… even if they already know everything.

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Confucius say… support bacteria – is only culture some people have.

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