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Confucius say… smile is like tight underwear… it makes your cheeks go up.

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Confucius say… Viagra is like Disneyland… a one hour wait for a 2-minute ride.

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Confucius say… man who gets kicked in testicles, left holding the bag.

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Confucius say… to make long story short… don't tell it.

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Confucius say… man who put head it fruit drink, get punch in nose.

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Confucius say… impotent loser is one who can't even get his hopes up.

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Confucius say… Diet: food that make other people lose weight.

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Confucius say… 12 months of drinking low-calorie beer is one Lite year.

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Confucius say… do not argue with spouse who is packing your parachute.

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Confucius say… wise man buys his wife fine china, so she won't trust him to wash it.

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Confucius say… he who light the fuse of love, get big bang.

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Confucius say… artificial insemination is procreation without recreation.

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Confucius say… man who drive like hell bound to get there.

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Confucius say… if you run into your ex on the street, just shift into reverse and keep going.

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Confucius say… dumb man climb tree to get cherry, wise man spread limbs.

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Confucius say… gypsies got no babies because gypsies have crystal balls.

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Confucius say… relationship is the opportunity to do something you hate with someone you love.

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Confucius say… difference between roast beef and pea soup is that anyone can roast beef.

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Confucius say… who checks out woman's package, doesn't always work for UPS.

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Confucius say… before giving someone a piece of your mind, make sure you have enough to spare.

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Confucius say… half of a large intestine is equal to one semicolon.

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