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Confucius say… tight dress is like a barbed fence… it protects the premises without restricting the view.

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Confucius say… may be a fool and not know it… but not if he is married.

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Confucius say… Jamaican proctologist is called Pokemon.

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Confucius say… never marry a woman with big hands… it will make dick look smaller.

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Confucius say… woman who puts detergent on top shelf, jump for Joy.

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Confucius say… smart ass is someone who can sit on an ice cream cone and tell you what flavor it is.

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Confucius say… vagina is like a very small hotel… one must leave his bag outside.

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Confucius say… ‘tis better to be pissed off than pissed on.

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Confucius say… he who eats crackers in bed, get crummy sleep.

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Confucius say… woman who loses wedding ring in kitchen, should remove her drawers.

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Confucius say… short man who dance with tall woman get bust in mouth.

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Confucius say… man who is impotent will have Willy-nilly.

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Confucius say… oral sex makes one's day, but anal sex makes one's hole weak.

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Confucius say… husbands are like fires… they go out when left unattended.

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Confucius say… man who drops watch in toilet bound to have crappy time.

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Confucius say… new wives are like computers… they go down unexpectedly.

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Confucius say… he who sells feminine pads, is crack salesman.

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Confucius say… by the time a man is wise enough to watch his step, he's too old to go anywhere.

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Confucius say… find blind man on nude beach… not hard.

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Confucius say… it's not what you wear, it's how you take it off.

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Confucius say… best way to save face, is to keep the lower part of it shut.

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