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Confucius say… who lay woman on ground, get peace on earth.

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Confucius say… to make egg roll, push it.

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Confucius say… adults are just wrinkled kids who owe money.

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Confucius say… argument between pharmacist and a patient is called a pill owe fight.

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Confucius say… he who sells feminine pads, is crack salesman.

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Confucius say… butcher who back into meat-grinder, get a little behind in his orders.

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Confucius say… drunk who works at an upholstery shop is a recovering alcoholic.

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Confucius say… if woman meets a bachelor who thinks he's God's gift, she should exchange him.

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Confucius say… education is the path from cocky ignorance to miserable uncertainty.

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Confucius say… killing two birds with one stone often ends with hate mail from the humane society.

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Confucius say… Humpty Dumpty had a great fall… after a mediocre summer.

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Confucius say… man who fish in other man’s well often catch crabs.

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Confucius say… there is one thing that all smart asses have in common… wise cracks

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Confucius say… man who suck woman's tit make clean breast of things.

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Confucius say… oral sex makes one's day, but anal sex makes one's hole weak.

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Confucius say… bicycle can't stand on its own because it is two-tired.

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Confucius say… if your girlfriend starts smoking… you’re going too fast.

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Confucius say… every teenager should get a high school education… even if they already know everything.

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Confucius say… transvestite is one who likes to eat, drink and be Mary.

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Confucius say… gay gentleman from the Deep South is called a homo-sex-y'all.

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Confucius say… diet is a selection of food that makes other people lose weight.

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