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Confucius say… balanced diet is a cookie in each hand.

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Confucius say… man who sit on hot stove will rise again.

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Confucius say… man who sleep in cat house by day, sleep in doghouse by night.

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Confucius say… man who have last laugh, not get joke

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Confucius say… girl who sit on lap of judge get honorable discharge.

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Confucius say… man with big mouth beware of foot.

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Confucius say… woman who fall in love with elevator operator, usually get the shaft.

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Confucius say… knowledge was never known to enter the head via an open mouth.

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Confucius say… question authority and the authorities will question you.

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Confucius say… worm that falls asleep in King Arthur’s apple will wake up in middle of knight.

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Confucius say… bad singers break into song because they can't find the key.

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Confucius say… streaker is someone who is unsuited for his work.

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Confucius say… never argue with a women when she's tired… or rested.

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Confucius say… man who drops watch in toilet bound to have crappy time.

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Confucius say… man who drop watch in whisky wasting time.

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Confucius say… virgin with thimble on finger, never feel prick.

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Confucius say… single fact can ruin a good argument.

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Confucius say… woman who dates gambler, gets cheated on.

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Confucius say… inventor of shag carpet made a big pile.

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Confucius say… alarm clock is something that makes people rise and whine.

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Confucius say… girl laid in tomb may soon become mummy.

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