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Confucius say… marriage is like taking a bath… after you've been in it for a while, it isn't so hot.

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Confucius say… when driving near schools, open your eyes and save the pupils.

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Confucius say… man who put head it fruit drink, get punch in nose.

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Confucius say… dirty hands make your nose itch.

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Confucius say… crowded elevator smells different to midget.

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Confucius say… if you continue to live in the past, your life is history.

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Confucius say… she who douches with vinegar, walk around with sour puss.

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Confucius say… when wife complain too much about no magic in marriage, husband will disappear.

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Confucius say… woman who absentmindedly answer door in her nightie is negligent.

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Confucius say… bachelor is man who never makes the same mistake once.

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Confucius say… Viagra is like Disneyland… a one hour wait for a 2-minute ride.

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Confucius say… diplomat is a man who can convince his wife that a fur coat will make her look fat.

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Confucius say… easiest way to find something lost around the house is to buy a replacement.

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Confucius say… if a bulldog and a Shitsu are mated, it would be called a Bullshit.

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Confucius say… man who do business in whore house, get jerked around

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Confucius say… learn to masturbate… come in handy.

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Confucius say… it take many nails to build crib, only one screw to fill it.

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Confucius say… love everybody… not every body.

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Confucius say… is only when a mosquito lands on your testicles that you realize there is always a way to solve a problem without violence.

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Confucius say… the only thing divorce proves is whose mother was right in the first place.

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Confucius say… young know the rules, the old know the exceptions.

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