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Confucius say… giraffe's family reunion is called necks of kin.

Confucius say… man who finds job at crystal ball company will make a fortune.

Confucius say… gay man in Chinese restaurant will order sum yung guy.

Confucius say… man who tell one too many light bulb jokes soon burn out.

Confucius say… balanced diet is a cookie in each hand.

Confucius say… best way for university student to turn their life completely around is to get 90 degrees.

Confucius say… since lawyer joined nudist colony, he hasn't had a suit.

Confucius say… nail on board is not good as screw on bench.

Confucius say… a joke become a father, when the punch line becomes apparent.

Confucius say… naked man fears no pick pocket.

Confucius say… nurse who goes missing at beach, can be found under the doc.

Confucius say… if you do not wish get to the point, never play leap frog with a unicorn.

Confucius say… sex is the only activity where you start at the top and work your way to the bottom, while getting a rise.

Confucius say… wise man makes sure that his wife's birthday cake is short one candle.

Confucius say… man who have hand in pockets not crazy, just feeling nuts.

Confucius say… many men bite, but Fu Man Chu.

Confucius say… marriage lets you annoy one special person for the rest of your life.

Confucius say… who was a dude before marriage, is now subdued.

Confucius say… with a lisp will walk with a lymph.

Confucius say… young know the rules, the old know the exceptions.

Confucius say… good life is like toilet paper… long and useful.