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Confucius say… only one whose troubles are behind him, is a school bus driver.

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Confucius say… woman with big breasts has high-rise accommodation.

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Confucius say… never tell a one legged hitch hiker to hop in.

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Confucius say… Mother's Day comes nine months after Father's Day.

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Confucius say… the only thing divorce proves is whose mother was right in the first place.

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Confucius say… man who date flat chested woman will be feeling low.

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Confucius say… woman like dollar bill; hard to pickup, but worth effort.

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Confucius say… friend is someone who thinks you're a good egg even though you're slightly cracked.

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Confucius say… he who places head in sand, will get kicked in the end!

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Confucius say… he who can take the rough with the smooth knows how to maintain an even keel.

Miscellaneous

Confucius say… grease monkey who go to bed without bathing wake up oily in the morning.

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Confucius say… never marry a woman with big hands… it will make dick look smaller.

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Confucius say… to circumcise whale, send down four skin divers.

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Confucius say… prostitute with her hand in her panties is self employed.

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Confucius say… streaker unsuited for his work.

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Confucius say… two wrongs may not make a right; but two Wrights made an airplane.

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Confucius say… optimist is girl who regards a bulge as a curve.

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Confucius say… who slings mud, loses ground.

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Confucius say… baseball is wrong: man with four balls cannot walk.

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Confucius say… man who sit on hot stove will rise again.

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Confucius say… egotist is a person more interested in himself, than in me.

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