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Confucius say… butcher who back into meat-grinder, get a little behind in his orders.

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Confucius say… cow with no legs, ground beef.

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Confucius say… drunk who works at an upholstery shop is a recovering alcoholic.

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Confucius say… man with his hands in pockets feels foolish, but a man with holes in pockets feels nuts.

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Confucius say… support bacteria – is only culture some people have.

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Confucius say… Rudolph was grounded after his dad saw his report card because he went down in history.

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Confucius say… lady who slide down bannister, get slivers by cracky!

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Confucius say… man who sleep like a baby doesn’t have one.

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Confucius say… men are like bike helmets… they are handy in an emergency, but otherwise they just look silly.

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Confucius say… never tell a secret to a pig, it may squeal.

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Confucius say… woman who puts detergent on top shelf, jump for Joy.

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Confucius say… man with hand in bush not necessarily trimming shrubs.

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Confucius say… gay gentleman from the Deep South is called a homo-sex-y'all.

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Confucius say… never tell a one legged hitch hiker to hop in.

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Confucius say… alcohol is the cause of some problems and the solution to others.

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Confucius say… man who gets kicked in testicles, left holding the bag.

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Confucius say… carry a rabbit in a storm and the wind will blow the hare in your face.

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Confucius say… kiss on the lips is just shopping upstairs for downstairs merchandise.

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Confucius say… with athletic finger make broad jump.

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Confucius say… definition of a true genius is a nudist with a memory for faces.

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Confucius say… man who abuse computer get bad bytes.

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