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Confucius say… he who thinks only of number one must remember this number is next to nothing.

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Confucius say… Mother Nature's best aphrodisiac is still a naked woman.

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Confucius say… if a soda can goes to school, it will take fizz ed.

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Confucius say… never approach a bull from the front, a horse from the rear or a fool from any direction.

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Confucius say… man who walk through airport turnstile sideways going to Bangkok.

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Confucius say… if you run into your ex on the street, just shift into reverse and keep going.

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Confucius say… only one whose troubles are behind him, is a school bus driver.

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Confucius say… man who look to fortune cookie for advice probably make good busboy… ask waitress for application.

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Confucius say… who start crystal ball factory, bound to make a fortune.

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Confucius say… woman who marry detective must kiss dick.

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Confucius say… who eats photograph of his Dad is soon spitting image of his father.

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Confucius say…  man who uses smart phone may still have trouble spelling own name.

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Confucius say… never tell a one legged hitch hiker to hop in.

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Confucius say… girl laid in tomb may soon become mummy.

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Confucius say… men are like spray paint… one squeeze and they're all over you.

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Confucius say… who jumps through screen door likely to strain himself.

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Confucius say… bicycle can't stand on its own because it is two-tired.

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Confucius say… man who have head up ass, have crappy outlook on life.

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Confucius say… woman will be queen of the sewers, if she has accessible manhole.

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Confucius say… vegetarian is an Indian word meaning, lousy hunter.

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Confucius say… man that is stuck in pantry have ass in jam.

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