Author: Confucius Page 8

Confucius say… Jamaican proctologist is called Pok-e-mon.

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Confucius say… woman who loses wedding ring in kitchen, should remove her drawers.

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Confucius say… Rudolph was grounded after his dad saw his report card because he went down in history.

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Confucius say… at the feast of ego, everyone leaves hungry.

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Confucius say… man’s wife his better half, mistress his better whole.

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Confucius say… woman who make love in treehouse put ass out on limb.

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Confucius say… men screw with dicks… women screw with minds.

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Confucius say… woman who come to bed wearing nothing but running shoes, wants to have marathon session.

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Confucius say… secretary becomes permanent fixture when screwed on desk!

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Confucius say… man who date flat chested woman will be feeling low.

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Confucius say… your ship comes in, make sure you are willing to unload it.

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Confucius say… only thing shorter than a weekend is a vacation.

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Confucius say… man who let woman on top, will screw up.

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Confucius say… Australian Kiss is similar to French Kiss, but given down under.

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Confucius say… marriages are made in heaven… so are thunder & lightning.

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Confucius say… criticism is not nearly as effective as sabotage.

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Confucius say… man who sleep like a baby doesn’t have one.

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Confucius say… man who masturbate only screwing himself.

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Confucius say… woman will be queen of the sewers, if she has accessible manhole.

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Confucius say… he who thinks only of number one must remember this number is next to nothing.

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Confucius say… many men bite, but Fu Man Chu.

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