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Author: Country expression Page 12
That brush was so thick a dog couldn't bark in it.
Country expression
Miscellaneous
Other expressions
Couldn't hit a barn if you were on the inside.
Country expression
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I feel fatter than a possum stuck in a fence hole.
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I'm out like a fat girl stealing second.
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If he had a brain and was a bird, he’d fly backwards.
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Slow as an iron toad
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Slow
Speed
Poor as gully dirt
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You kin put your boots in the oven – but that don’t make ‘em biscuits.
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You can say whatever you want but that doesn't change the facts.
He’s got molasses in his britches.
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Miscellaneous
Laziness
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Don’t let yer eyes overload yer belly.
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Watermelon talk
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Fills you up with no substance
Idle talk
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He was as mad as a mule chewin' on bumblebees.
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Hotter than a two dollar pistol.
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Don't get your cows runnin.
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It's not that big of a problem
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A trace of the uppity
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Self-important
Snobbish
If a frog had wings it wouldn’t bump its ass a-hoppin.’
Country expression
Miscellaneous
In response to "if"
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Just because there is a rat in the barn doesn’t mean you need to burn it down.
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Overreaction
He couldn’t carry a tune in a bucket.
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Singing
He's busier than a cat with two tails.
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Very busy
Looks like you came to a goat’s house for wool!
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Wanting something you don’t have
Sober as a judge
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Sober
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