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Author: Country expression Page 12
That man ain't got the decency to die.
Country expression
Miscellaneous
Bad
Meanness
Other expressions
She’s so ugly she has to sneak up on a glass of water to get a drink.
Country expression
Miscellaneous
Other expressions
Can you carry me up to the picture show?
Country expression
Miscellaneous
Drive me to the movies
Other expressions
Greener than goose shit
Country expression
Miscellaneous
Lacking experience
New
Other expressions
Unripe
Them that don’t work, don’t eat.
Country expression
Miscellaneous
Other expressions
The engine's runnin' but ain't nobody driving.
Country expression
Miscellaneous
Not overly-intelligent
Other expressions
The water was higher than a cat’s back.
Country expression
Miscellaneous
Height
Other expressions
To beat the band
Country expression
Miscellaneous
Fast
Other expressions
Quickly
Is a pig's ass pork?
Country expression
Miscellaneous
Obviously
Other expressions
Sittin' on the bedpost.
Country expression
Miscellaneous
Don't know their private business
Other expressions
If you lie down with dogs, you’ll get up with fleas.
Country expression
Miscellaneous
If you associate with bad people you will acquire their faults
Other expressions
You can’t measure a snake till ti’t stretched out dead.
Country expression
Miscellaneous
Don’t get ahead of yourself
Don’t jump to conclusions
Other expressions
He could go bear hunting with a switch.
Country expression
Miscellaneous
He’s so tough
Mean
Other expressions
Strong
I’m gonna tan yer hide!
Country expression
Miscellaneous
A spanking
Other expressions
Shit fire and save matches
Country expression
Miscellaneous
A declaration
Like “Well I'll be" or "You don't say”
Other expressions
Hotter than Satan’s housecat.
Country expression
Miscellaneous
Other expressions
Ready with his hat and slow with his money
Country expression
Miscellaneous
Other expressions
A near man with a dollar.
Country expression
Miscellaneous
Other expressions
I could eat the horse and chase the jockey.
Country expression
Miscellaneous
Being hungry
Other expressions
Air up your car
Country expression
Miscellaneous
Inflate the tires
Other expressions
He ain't got no home trainin.
Country expression
Miscellaneous
Other expressions
Poor manners
Rude
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