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You can put a porcupine in a wood chipper, but you will not make maple syrup.

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Fan the door

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If promises were persimmons, possums could eat good at her place.

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The engine's runnin' but ain't nobody driving.

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Finer than frog's hair

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His head is full of stump water.

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It’s raining cats and dogs.

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He's dumber than a mud fence.

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That's like putting a side saddle on a boar hog!

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You’re about as grateful as a toothache.

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It’s hotter than a goat’s ass in a pepper patch.

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I don’t chew my cabbage twice!

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Don't get your knickers in a knot.

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As full of wind as a corn-eating horse

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Busier than a one legged man in an ass kicking contest.

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Have no axe to grind

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As stubborn as a blue-nose mule and as busy as a cranberry merchant.

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Strong as a new well rope

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She is so ugly I would hire her to haunt a house.

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Better an empty house than an unwelcomed guest.

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I may have been born yesterday, but I stayed up all night.

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