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Author: Country expression Page 15
Dumber 'n a sack of wet mice
Country expression
Miscellaneous
Other expressions
Does a snake have hips?
Country expression
Miscellaneous
Obviously no
Of course not
Other expressions
He’s like a mule halfway home after plowin’ all day.
Country expression
Miscellaneous
His mind is made up
Other expressions
You’re not going to change his mind or his path
I already know I’m going to hell, I’m just paving the road.
Country expression
Miscellaneous
Behavior
Other expressions
Sorry as a two dollar watch.
Country expression
Miscellaneous
No good
Other expressions
Worthless
… more than Carter’s got pills.
Country expression
Miscellaneous
A reference to Carter’s Little Liver Pills
Many
Other expressions
Not blessed with beauty…
Country expression
Miscellaneous
Other expressions
This gravy's so good, if you get it on your forehead your tongue's gonna slap your brains out!
Country expression
Miscellaneous
Other expressions
Go hog wild
Country expression
Miscellaneous
Have a good time
Other expressions
Rough as a cob
Country expression
Miscellaneous
Abrasive
Course
Other expressions
Rough
He has to sneak up on water fountain to get a drink.
Country expression
Miscellaneous
Other expressions
You ain’t worth a plug nickel.
Country expression
Miscellaneous
Anonymous
Worthless
Fell down cup over kettle.
Country expression
Miscellaneous
Fell
Other expressions
Tripped
You’re like the dog that caught the car.
Country expression
Miscellaneous
Other expressions
Proud
Self satisfied
I spoke to her and she didn't say pea turkey squat.
Country expression
Miscellaneous
Other expressions
She was quiet
He could tear up a railroad track with a rubber hammer.
Country expression
Miscellaneous
Incompetence
Other expressions
Seen better legs on a table.
Country expression
Miscellaneous
Legs
Other expressions
Like a two-forty trot
Country expression
Miscellaneous
As a horse running a mile in 2 minutes and 40 seconds
Making good time
Other expressions
If a cow had wheels, it would be a milk truck.
Country expression
Miscellaneous
Other expressions
So what's your point?
He could go bear hunting with a switch.
Country expression
Miscellaneous
He’s so tough
Mean
Other expressions
Strong
So ugly he could snag lightning
Country expression
Miscellaneous
Other expressions
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