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A near man with a dollar

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She’d make a freight train take a dirt road.

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Dressed like a Philadelphia lawyer

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Meaner than a stripe-ed snake

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Bless your pea-pickin' heart.

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Quicker than a cat can lick’s its ass

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I feel fatter than a possum stuck in a fence hole.

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I love you like a fat kid loves cake.

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Messed up as a soup sandwich

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He's steal the bridle off a nightmare.

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He’s so dumb, he could throw himself on the ground and miss.

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Her mouth looks like a jaybird’s ass in pokeberry time.

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Well, if that don’t put pepper in the gumbo!

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Prettier than a spotted heifer in a pansy patch!

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Full as a tick

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I’m fixin' to run over to the bank.

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Jump the broomstick

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Mind that frayed cord – it’ll knock your pecker into yer watchpocket!

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That's so good it would make a puppy pull a freight train.

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… like a turd in the punchbowl

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Her butt is two axe handles wide.

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