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Author: Country expression Page 21
He gets Tuesday’s paper on Friday.
Country expression
Miscellaneous
He gets Tuesday’s paper on Friday.
Other expressions
You are about as grateful as a toothache.
Country expression
Miscellaneous
Other expressions
Slower than a bread wagon with biscuit wheels.
Country expression
Miscellaneous
Other expressions
The engine's runnin' but ain't nobody driving.
Country expression
Miscellaneous
Not overly-intelligent
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He's gotta whole head full of simple.
Country expression
Miscellaneous
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Drier than lizard spit on a hot rock
Country expression
Miscellaneous
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If ifs and buts were candy and nuts, what a Merry Christmas we’d have.
Country expression
Miscellaneous
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Said when someone says “if”
You need to count your fingers after shaking hands with him.
Country expression
Miscellaneous
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He ain’t the sharpest tool in the shed!
Country expression
Miscellaneous
Not too bright
Other expressions
Don’t pay it no never mind.
Country expression
Miscellaneous
Disregard it.
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A guilty dog barks the loudest.
Country expression
Miscellaneous
A dishonest man will be the first to tell you how honest he is.
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Jump the broomstick
Country expression
Miscellaneous
Marriage without benefit of a preacher or justice of the peace
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He’s a good ol’ dog, but sometimes he sh*ts to close to the porch.
Country expression
Miscellaneous
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Shouldn’t get in trouble near home
He could tear up a railroad track with a rubber hammer.
Country expression
Miscellaneous
Incompetence
Other expressions
We didn't plan to take 'em to raise.
Country expression
Miscellaneous
Anonymous
Said of someone who has overstayed their welcome
To put the spit on the apple.
Country expression
Miscellaneous
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To end the argument
He’s so skinny… looks like he swapped legs with a wasp and got cheated out of the stinger!
Country expression
Miscellaneous
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Thin
A trace of the uppity
Country expression
Miscellaneous
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Self-important
Snobbish
Who's pluckin' this chicken, me or you?
Country expression
Miscellaneous
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Like a martin to his gourd
Country expression
Miscellaneous
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With pure instinct
Wilder than a March hare
Country expression
Miscellaneous
Excitable
Other expressions
Wild
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