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Author: Country expression Page 21
Like a spring lizard in a henhouse
Country expression
Miscellaneous
Active
Lively
Other expressions
Air up your car
Country expression
Miscellaneous
Inflate the tires
Other expressions
Don't go back on your raisin'
Country expression
Miscellaneous
Denying your heritage
Other expressions
Don’t insult the alligator till you’ve crossed the stream.
Country expression
Miscellaneous
Don’t get ahead of yourself
Don’t jump to conclusions
Other expressions
He’s like a bad penny.
Country expression
Miscellaneous
Always turning up.
Other expressions
She’s about a half a bubble off plumb.
Country expression
Miscellaneous
(not quite right)
Other expressions
Felt like a rabbit ran over my grave
Country expression
Miscellaneous
Other expressions
when you get a sudden chill
People in hell want ice water, but that don’t mean they get it.
Country expression
Miscellaneous
Other expressions
Retort to when someone makes a pointless observation
Out of soap
Country expression
Miscellaneous
Other expressions
Poor
Tougher than a one-eared alley cat.
Country expression
Miscellaneous
Mean
Other expressions
Tough
If you can't hang with the big dawgs, get off the porch!
Country expression
Miscellaneous
If you can’t stand the heat get out of the kitchen
Other expressions
Too poor to paint, too proud to whitewash.
Country expression
Miscellaneous
Other expressions
Pride
Hotter than the hinges of Hell.
Country expression
Miscellaneous
Hell
Other expressions
I feel lower than a snake in snowshoes.
Country expression
Miscellaneous
Other expressions
Georgia buggy
Country expression
Miscellaneous
Other expressions
Wheelbarrow
If you are in trouble and told to go out and cut your own switch…don’t come back with a little one…that ain’t going to work for ya.
Country expression
Miscellaneous
Other expressions
Switch
If enough people tell you you’re dead, you ought to lay down.
Country expression
Miscellaneous
Other expressions
So ugly he could snag lightning
Country expression
Miscellaneous
Other expressions
I’m fixin' to run over to the bank.
Country expression
Miscellaneous
Drive there
Other expressions
Don't sneeze behind a skittish horse.
Country expression
Miscellaneous
Other expressions
Like getting an ox out of the ditch
Country expression
Miscellaneous
About impossible
Other expressions
Very difficult
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