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I'll knock you so hard you'll see tomorrow today.

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Doesn’t have a pot to piss in

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You’d walk her down the front row of a revival meeting.

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Stick with me and you'll be wearing silk underwear.

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To get clear water, go to the head of the branch.

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Bring the door

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I’m gonna have a ‘Come to Jesus’ meeting with him.

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Creaking doors hang the longest.

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Louder than two skeletons fighting on a tin roof.

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He’s so slippery he’d hold his own in a pond full of eels.

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You'll go to hell for lyin' just as fast as fer stealin' chickens.

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It's hotter than a pair of jumper cables at at redneck picnic.

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As welcome as a skunk at a lawn party.

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Ugly as home made sin on a Sunday.

Appearance Ugly

It’s comin’ down a toad-floater.

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I'd rather pay his board than board him.

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Deaf as a doorknob & blind as a bat.

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Busier than a cross eyed cranberry picker.

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She’d scare a haint up a thorn tree.

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Knee high to a grasshopper

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Couldn't run a bath!

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