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Author: Country expression Page 25
I wouldn't speak to her if I met her in hell and she was carrying a big lump of ice.
Country expression
Miscellaneous
Other expressions
So dry he had the rattles
Country expression
Miscellaneous
Other expressions
Was very thirsty
If you can't hang with the big dawgs, get off the porch!
Country expression
Miscellaneous
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Same as ‘if you can’t stand the heat get out of the kitchen’
Gooder than grits
Country expression
Miscellaneous
Good
Other expressions
Things are going well
That's so good it would make a puppy pull a freight train.
Country expression
Miscellaneous
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Said of good food
He’s livin' in high cotton.
Country expression
Miscellaneous
He's doing well
Other expressions
Happiness walks on busy feet.
Country expression
Miscellaneous
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If enough people tell you you’re dead, you ought to lay down.
Country expression
Miscellaneous
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Like a buzzard in a tree waiting for a mule to die
Country expression
Miscellaneous
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Patient
"shootin" horseshoes
Country expression
Miscellaneous
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Pitching horseshoes
His head is full of stump water.
Country expression
Miscellaneous
He’s go no sense
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You can hear her three fields off.
Country expression
Miscellaneous
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She’s loud
Madder than’ a wampus cat
Country expression
Miscellaneous
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Very angry
Let a man skin his own skunk.
Country expression
Miscellaneous
Mind your own business
Other expressions
When a dog is tight-mouthed
Country expression
Miscellaneous
Doesn’t bark much
Other expressions
He’s gone to hell in a hand basket.
Country expression
Miscellaneous
Deteriorating rapidly
Other expressions
Broke as a whore during lent.
Country expression
Money
Poverty
That's like putting a side saddle on a boar hog!
Country expression
Miscellaneous
A useless endeavor
Other expressions
You're wasting your time
I’ll wear you out till your hide won’t hold shucks.
Country expression
Miscellaneous
Discipline
Other expressions
You’re in big trouble
We didn't plan to take 'em to raise.
Country expression
Miscellaneous
Anonymous
Said of someone who has overstayed their welcome
You’re trying to push a rope.
Country expression
Miscellaneous
A futile activity
Other expressions
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