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Author: Country expression Page 25
As full of wind as a corn-eating horse
Country expression
Miscellaneous
Describing someone prone to boasting
Other expressions
Crooked as a dog's hind leg.
Country expression
Miscellaneous
Other expressions
like trying to herd cats
Country expression
Miscellaneous
An impossible task
Other expressions
Something very difficult
You look like something the cat drug in and the dog won’t eat.
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Miscellaneous
Other expressions
You look terrible
Going to hell in a handbasket
Country expression
Miscellaneous
Going downhill fast
Headed for disaster
Other expressions
Held his hind leg.
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Miscellaneous
Other expressions
Was a best man at his wedding
It’s comin’ down a toad-floater.
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Miscellaneous
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Raining hard
Sharp as a ball peen hammer.
Country expression
Miscellaneous
Her butt is two axe handles wide.
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Miscellaneous
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I’m gonna tan your hide.
Country expression
Miscellaneous
A threat
Other expressions
Nervous as a cow with a bucktooth calf.
Country expression
Miscellaneous
Nervous
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In high cotton
Country expression
Expressions
Doing well monetarily
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You couldn't hit a bull in the butt with a bass fiddle.
Country expression
Miscellaneous
Bad shot
Have poor aim
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Cooler than a flip side of a down pillow.
Country expression
Miscellaneous
Cool
Other expressions
Temperature
Glad eye
Country expression
Miscellaneous
An inviting look
Entice
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If promises were persimmons, possums could eat good at her place.
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Miscellaneous
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Promises
Who's pluckin' this chicken, me or you?
Country expression
Miscellaneous
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Slow as an iron toad
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Miscellaneous
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Slow
Speed
He was grinnin' like a possum eatin' briars.
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Miscellaneous
Grinning
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Smiling
This is gooder'n grits.
Country expression
Miscellaneous
Good
Other expressions
It don't take a genius to spot a goat in a flock of sheep.
Country expression
Miscellaneous
Other expressions
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