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Well, butter my biscuit.

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I wouldn’t piss in his ear if his brain was on fire.

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She’s about a half a bubble off plumb.

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He won’t hit a lick at a snake.

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Cathead biscuit

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Life is simpler when you plow around the stumps.

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A hangdog look

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That’s the worst taste I’ve had in my mouth with the lights on!

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Don't get your knickers in a knot.

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He is purse proud.

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You couldn't hit sand if you fell off a camel.

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Colder than a stepmother’s kiss

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Don't gobble in the woods during hunting season.

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It’s hotter than the hinges of Hell.

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Faster than a knife fight in a phone booth.

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I’ll turn him inside out and scrape him.

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So ugly he could snag lightning

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You ain’t worth a plug nickel.

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It's like trying to nail Jell-O® to a wall.

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She’s so stubborn she’d argue with a stop sign.

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Do you want your dinner now or when you get it.

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