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Author: Country expression Page 37
She could ruin a two-car funeral.
Country expression
Miscellaneous
Incompetence
Other expressions
That coffee's strong enough to float an iron spoon.
Country expression
Miscellaneous
Coffee
Other expressions
He’s screw a snake in a sandstorm if someone’d hold it out straight for him.
Country expression
Miscellaneous
Other expressions
Two shakes of a lamb's tail
Country expression
Miscellaneous
Other expressions
Quickly
Soon
Like getting an ox out of the ditch
Country expression
Miscellaneous
About impossible
Other expressions
Very difficult
It would be better to dress him than to feed him.
Country expression
Miscellaneous
Expense
He eats a lot
Other expressions
He lost his hat, ass, and spats!
Country expression
Miscellaneous
Other expressions
Said when someone lost something
I’m gonna have a ‘Come to Jesus’ meeting with him.
Country expression
Miscellaneous
I’m gonna give him one last chance
Other expressions
Watch him; he'll slip a baby copperhead in your pocket, then ask you for a light.
Country expression
Miscellaneous
Can't trust him
Other expressions
Sneaky
Like two peas in a pod.
Country expression
Miscellaneous
Act and think alike
Other expressions
The same
Pass some words
Country expression
Miscellaneous
A quarrel
A spat
Other expressions
Trouble
Don’t let yer eyes overload yer belly.
Country expression
Miscellaneous
Other expressions
Air up your car
Country expression
Miscellaneous
Inflate the tires
Other expressions
He’s as tough as a boot.
Country expression
Miscellaneous
Other expressions
Tough
Empty as a winter rain barrel.
Country expression
Miscellaneous
Empty
Other expressions
Better an empty house than an unwelcomed guest.
Country expression
Miscellaneous
Guests
Other expressions
He's tighter than a fiddle string
Country expression
Miscellaneous
Other expressions
Stingy
It's gonna be a gully washer.
Country expression
Miscellaneous
Other expressions
Rain
Refers to a large rain storm
He’s like a mule halfway home after plowin’ all day.
Country expression
Miscellaneous
His mind is made up
Other expressions
You’re not going to change his mind or his path
He is ten pounds of shit in a five pound bag.
Country expression
Miscellaneous
Bad
Other expressions
Worthless
Rest your coat.
Country expression
Miscellaneous
An invitation to sit a spell
Other expressions
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