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Flat as a fritter.

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That land is so poor two red-headed women couldn’t raise a fuss on it.

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He was so nervous, he could thread a sewing machine while it was running.

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Well, if that don’t put pepper in the gumbo!

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It's hotter than the four sides of Hell.

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I'll knock you into the middle of next week lookin' both ways for Sunday.

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If I tell you a duck can pull a truck, shut up an hook it up.

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That’s smoother than a spanked baby’s butt

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Up shit creek without a paddle

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You couldn't hit a bull in the butt with a bass fiddle.

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I wish to my never.

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She’s got more than one mule in her stable.

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He’s too stingy to give you the time of day.

Expressions Frugal Money

It’s been saucered and blowed.

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He ain't got no home trainin.

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Less chance than a snowball in Hell.

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I think I’m tryin’to get sick.

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He could go bear hunting with a switch.

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She fell out of the ugly tree; and hit every branch on the way down.

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They never could set horses.

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Finer than frog's hair

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