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Hotter than a two dollar pistol.

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Like a polecat at a camp meeting

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I may have been born yesterday, but I stayed up all night.

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Act like you’ve got some raisin.

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No more sense than last year’s bird nest.

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I already know I’m going to hell, I’m just paving the road.

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A face like a boiled fist

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Oooo weee… I see Christmas.

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A shallow brook is noisiest.

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Hotter than the hinges of Hell.

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He’s so dumb, he could throw himself on the ground and miss.

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She’s got more than one mule in her stable.

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I’m gonna tan yer hide!

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Happiness walks on busy feet.

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Bring the door

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Empty as a winter rain barrel.

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That coffee's strong enough to float an iron spoon.

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That’s how the cow ate the cabbage.

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He looks like he got beat with a ugly stick.

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I wouldn't piss on him if he was on fire.

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If my dog was ugly as you, I’d shave his butt and make him walk backwards.

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