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Let a man skin his own skunk.

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Fell down cup over kettle.

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He is so green if you stuck him in the ground he would grow.

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I’m gonna tan yer hide!

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That is to much pumpkin for a nickel.

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He's dumber than a mud fence.

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Hay is just the first stage of bullshit.

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He wants the earth and the moon with two strands of bob wire around it – and it white washed.

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That was back when Christ wore knee-britches.

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Well, I swanny…

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Don’t start choppin’ till you’ve treed the coon.

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He won’t hit a lick at a snake.

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Useful as a broken leg.

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It's hotter than a pair of jumper cables at at redneck picnic.

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A faint heart never won a fair lady or stole a watermelon.

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I’ll snatch you bald headed.

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I do all I can… and the easy ones twice.

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As welcome as a skunk at a lawn party

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Rain goes over her back to avoid her face.

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You look like death eating a cracker.

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I feel fatter than a possum stuck in a fence hole.

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