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Author: Country expression Page 39
If you need somebody to push you in the creek, just lemme know.
Country expression
Miscellaneous
If I can do you a favor
Other expressions
He’s gone to hell in a hand basket.
Country expression
Miscellaneous
Deteriorating rapidly
Other expressions
Tighter than a new boot
Country expression
Miscellaneous
Drunk
Other expressions
He has more information than a Sears Roebuck catalog.
Country expression
Miscellaneous
He knows it all.
Other expressions
If that ain't right then grits ain't groceries.
Country expression
Miscellaneous
Obviously
Of course
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He’s like a mule halfway home after plowin’ all day.
Country expression
Miscellaneous
His mind is made up
Other expressions
You’re not going to change his mind or his path
That dog won't hunt.
Country expression
Miscellaneous
A lie or tall tale
Other expressions
The idea or argument that won't work
Well, knock me down and call me 'Shorty'!
Country expression
Miscellaneous
Other expressions
Pore mouthin’
Country expression
Miscellaneous
Other expressions
Someone pleading poverty when he’s got money
If the Lord’s willing and the creeks don’t rise.
Country expression
Miscellaneous
Other expressions
… as clumsy as a blind dog in a meat house.
Country expression
Miscellaneous
Clumsiness
Other expressions
He is one ass kicking away from being a pretty nice fellow.
Country expression
Miscellaneous
Other expressions
When a dog is tight-mouthed
Country expression
Miscellaneous
Doesn’t bark much
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I’m goin’ to be on you quicker than a duck on a June bug.
Country expression
Miscellaneous
A threat
Other expressions
She’s got more than one mule in her stable.
Country expression
Miscellaneous
Other expressions
She has more than one lover
Turn the truth
Country expression
Miscellaneous
Other expressions
To change the facts to suit one’s purpose
Road Humps
Country expression
Miscellaneous
Other expressions
Speed bumps
He ain't sawing logs, he's clearing brush.
Country expression
Miscellaneous
Other expressions
Said of a sound sleeper
Too mean for Jesus, too dumb for the Devil
Country expression
Miscellaneous
Bad
Mean
Other expressions
Don't let the bear get'cha.
Country expression
Miscellaneous
Meaning don't quit or give up.
Other expressions
His family tree is a trunk.
Country expression
Miscellaneous
Other expressions
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