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That boy wouldn’t work in a pie factory, afraid he’d get full and have to quit.

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Short as a gnat's tail

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Let a man skin his own skunk.

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Jump the broomstick

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Empty as a winter rain barrel.

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He looks like something the cat drug in and the dog wouldn't eat.

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Out of soap

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It's hotter than Georgia asphalt.

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I've sallyjacked the potato salad.

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She’s totin’ the high leg.

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Good Lord willin’ and the creek don’t rise

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It’s raining so hard the animals are starting to pair up.

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Oooo weee… I see Christmas.

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If that boy had a good idea it would die of loneliness.

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Quit bein’ ugly.

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He is so green if you stuck him in the ground he would grow.

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If my dog was ugly as you, I’d shave his butt and make him walk backwards.

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Fair to middlin’

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Warmin’ over old soup

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Sober as a judge

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He’s as poor as Job’s turkey.

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