Author: Country expression Page 43

If he had a brain and was a bird, he’d fly backwards.

Her butt is as wide as a corn picker.

He’s in a foggery.

I feel like a dog's breakfast.

He is purse proud.

Have no axe to grind

That was faster than green grass through a goose.

Seen better legs on a table.

Meaner than a stripe-ed snake

Uglier than the southbound end of a northbound donkey.

Every dog has his day.

Looks like you came to a goat’s house for wool!

He’s just loudin’ off.

He wants the earth and the moon with two strands of bob wire around it – and it white washed.

Oh shine!

… like a turd in the punchbowl

Good Lord willin’ and the creek don’t rise

We in the short rows.

Ready with his hat and slow with his money.

He's steal the bridle off a nightmare.

If his brains were dynamite, he couldn’t blow his nose.