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Author: Country expression Page 43
If he had a brain and was a bird, he’d fly backwards.
Country expression
Miscellaneous
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Her butt is as wide as a corn picker.
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He’s in a foggery.
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Disoriented
Drunk
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I feel like a dog's breakfast.
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Not feeling well
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He is purse proud.
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Have no axe to grind
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Have no gripe
No strong opinion
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That was faster than green grass through a goose.
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Fast
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Quickness
Speed
Seen better legs on a table.
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Legs
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Meaner than a stripe-ed snake
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Mean
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Uglier than the southbound end of a northbound donkey.
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Every dog has his day.
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Everyone shines someday
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Looks like you came to a goat’s house for wool!
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Wanting something you don’t have
He’s just loudin’ off.
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Making a fuss
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He wants the earth and the moon with two strands of bob wire around it – and it white washed.
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Greed
Never content
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Oh shine!
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A declaration of surprise
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… like a turd in the punchbowl
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Out of place
Unwanted
Good Lord willin’ and the creek don’t rise
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Barring unforeseen circumstances
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We in the short rows.
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Almost finished
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Ready with his hat and slow with his money.
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He's steal the bridle off a nightmare.
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Said of a thief
If his brains were dynamite, he couldn’t blow his nose.
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