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Author: Country expression Page 40
He’s as poor as Job’s turkey.
Country expression
Miscellaneous
Other expressions
Well look what the cat dragged in.
Country expression
Miscellaneous
A greeting
Other expressions
Like a bug arguing with a chicken
Country expression
Miscellaneous
A pointless exercise
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Useless
Rest your coat.
Country expression
Miscellaneous
An invitation to sit a spell
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Spread the table.
Country expression
Miscellaneous
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Set the table for dinner
Don’t let the tail wag the dog.
Country expression
Miscellaneous
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Where something small or insignificant controls the larger system
That possum's on the stump.
Country expression
Miscellaneous
Good
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That's about as good as it gets
Lower than a snake’s belly
Country expression
Miscellaneous
Low
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It's hotter than the four sides of Hell.
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He's as happy as if he had good sense.
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Miscellaneous
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He wouldn’t holler sooey if the hogs was eatin’ em.
Country expression
Miscellaneous
Laziness
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He’s three limbs up a willa.
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Miscellaneous
Crazy
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Willow tree
Watch him; he'll slip a baby copperhead in your pocket, then ask you for a light.
Country expression
Miscellaneous
Can't trust him
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Sneaky
Them dumplin's are so good, they'll make you want to slap your momma!
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Taste
Busted two sets of knee caps
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Walked too much
So ugly no fly would land on ‘em
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Within a lash
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The blinking of an eye
Within an eyelash
He gets Tuesday’s paper on Friday.
Country expression
Miscellaneous
He gets Tuesday’s paper on Friday.
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Sittin’ on the amen corner
Country expression
Miscellaneous
A place in a church reserved for persons leading congregational responses
Agreement
I agree with you
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Life is simpler when you plow around the stumps.
Country expression
Miscellaneous
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You’ve got the saw by the wrong tree.
Country expression
Miscellaneous
Not telling it correctly
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