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Author: Country expression Page 42
It's hotter than a pair of jumper cables at at redneck picnic.
Country expression
Miscellaneous
Other expressions
To get clear water, go to the head of the branch.
Country expression
Miscellaneous
Don’t waste time with underlings
Go to the source
Other expressions
She's got tongue enough for 10 rows of teeth.
Country expression
Miscellaneous
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Talks a lot
You don't have the sense God gave a chigger.
Country expression
Miscellaneous
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Everybody’s in the same pew
Country expression
Miscellaneous
Organized
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We’re all together
Meaner than a stripe-ed snake
Country expression
Miscellaneous
Mean
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Green as a gourd
Country expression
Miscellaneous
A novice
Inexperience
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He's tougher than a two dollar steak.
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Toughness
I’ll snatch you bald headed.
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Miscellaneous
A threat of punishment
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I wouldn’t piss in his ear if his brain was on fire.
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Faster than a scalded dog
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Fast
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Speed
Bless your pea-pickin' heart.
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Miscellaneous
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As cold as a wet Christmas
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Temperature
Bigger’n Dallas
Country expression
Miscellaneous
It was sittin’ there bigger’n Dallas
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Very obvious
I’m goin’ to be on you quicker than a duck on a June bug.
Country expression
Miscellaneous
A threat
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She could make a preacher cuss!
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Miscellaneous
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Bank walker
Country expression
Miscellaneous
A well-endowed male
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Happier 'n a puppy with two peters.
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Miscellaneous
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I am going to jerk a knot in your tail.
Country expression
Miscellaneous
A threat
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You plant a tater, you get a tater.
Country expression
Miscellaneous
It shouldn’t surprise you
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You reap what you sow.
Don’t let your mouth write a check that your ass can’t cash.
Country expression
Miscellaneous
Don’t make statements that you can’t back up
Other expressions
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