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Author: Italian proverb

There is no thief like a bad book.

Italian proverb
Books Communication Proverbs Reading/Writing

He who builds by the roadside has many surveyors.

Italian proverb
People Proverbs Public

Those who sleep with dogs will rise with fleas.

Italian proverb
Proverbs

If you scatter thorns, don’t go barefoot.

Italian proverb
Problems Proverbs

The best armor is to keep out of range.

Italian proverb
Conflict War

Since the house is on fire let us warm ourselves.

Italian proverb
Proverbs Situations

If a patient dies, the doctor killed him, but if he gets well, the saints have saved him.

Italian proverb
Doctors Health Proverbs

The best way to get praise is to die.

Italian proverb
Death Proverbs Praise

To a quick question, give a slow answer.

Italian proverb
Problems Questions

Let every fox take care of his own tail.

Italian proverb
Proverbs Mind your own business

Who depends on another man’s table often dines late.

Italian proverb
Proverbs

Let every fox take care of his own tail.

Italian proverb
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